Maybe someday this will be more than an incoherent mess. But I highly doubt it.
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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
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amelie is a movie about a woman who is very tiny and cook an egg with a spoon. i'm still not sure how the pirating video games fits into that
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watching a film and then checking the tag for the film for a little photo or gifset you can reblog to tell everyone you just watched a film but all the options suck. I might as well die
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9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.
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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)
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Georges Rouault (1871 – 1958)
Danse Macabre I, oil on canvas, ca. 1926-1930
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Joseph's brothers would have sold him to One Direction
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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Kemi Badenoch is the new leader of Conservative Party.
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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.
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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
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what actually happened at dashcon to make it so awful? ive seen lots of stuff making fun of it and complaining, but nothing explaining why
It is one of the biggest errors in world history and here’s why:
Although starting in the middle of summer with a few small battles, it eventually dragged on for almost six more months into a brutal winter
The Russians’ scorched earth policy surprised the French and made the French’s advances much more treacherous and costly
Napoleon’s thirst for a full victory were impossible to satisfy because the Russians refused to engage in any prolonged battles, instead wisely choosing to use guerrilla tactics to decimate an already broken, famished, and sickened French Army.
Over 17,000 French troops lost their lives each month during the disastrous campaign
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well they are called your mid 20s for a reason
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