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im almost kind of glad we have pretty much no information on whatever phoenix and edgeworth were up to re: solving cases together abroad in the 7yg because it lets me imagine whatever funny shit i want to. such as international prosecutor of acclaim miles edgeworth getting a real stinker of a case in like Luxembourg or something and having to talk to whatever team he's working with like. okay. let me get my guy on this. he calls in some dude with visible shaving cuts and a suit that absolutely does not properly fit him and is singed and/or torn and/or stained in several places. id like to introduce you all to mr phoenix wright. 'are you a detective' no 'another lawyer?' no they disbarred me i'm just here consulting. 'on what' the case.

he spends 12 straight hours being verbally harassed by every involved witness. accidentally almost walks into oncoming traffic several time forgetting which way the cars go. keeps saying incredibly cryptic and/or blatantly wrong things and then immediately walking them back. suggests the worst possible motive and execution of a murder you've ever heard in your life. and it's correct. case solved. okay bye. its the only person edgeworth has ever referred to as a friend in public.

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family photo before the youngest goes and embarrasses himself in front of thousands of people (designs from here)

loveless made it to fourth man thats crazy

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Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

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This is the only time of year you can reblog this.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE

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Chimera Falin

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true wisdom from the new rodya id 🙏

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finally some good fucking representation

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

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i remember when issue 6 released like it was yesterday oh my god

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デンジャラスビースト by りおねす@skeb募集中@ri_o_ne_su

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two mimir

inspired by the work of @/mmoriqomm on twitter/x

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Merry Christmas everyone!!!