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subtitles from Science Gossip, 1900
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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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Today, the richest person in the world suddenly and mysteriously drops dead. Tomorrow the same thing happens. It continues every day, unexplainable and unstoppable.
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sleeping with a glow in the dark plushie genuinely serves to jumpscare me a little bit. i genuinely forgot they can do that
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Happy almost New Year! Here's to many more belly rubs to come! 🎉🎆🎇 Based on this photo of my first born
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i was just warming u p and siffrin looked like they were a shitpost format and then it got out of hand
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