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can y'all stop glorifying cheating and side culture because that shit is toxic and really destroys people

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But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.

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Batman Beyond - S1E7: “Shriek” (1999)

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It was early summer, and the wealthy politician’s son was in trouble. He’d done something terrible, possibly criminal, something that would almost certainly derail his future and harm his family.

As he and his siblings had always done, he went back to the family home, to confess to the father who’d had such high hopes for his offspring. “Dad, I’m in some trouble,” he reportedly said.

And then the family took over.

The family’s crisis team drafted a statement for the young man to give and, crucially, a strategy to shape the public’s perception. If America saw this married man in his late 30s as a boy — handsome and high-spirited, mischievous, not a criminal — he’d be able to squirm out of his misdeeds with minimal punishment.

If this sounds familiar, it should. It’s how, in the summer of 1969, the Kennedy camp managed the fallout after 37-year-old Teddy drove his car off a bridge off Chappaquiddick Island, and his young female passenger died.

…(Spoiler alert: In 1969, Senator Kennedy received only a two-month suspended sentence for actions that left 28-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne, an actual young person, dead.)

I’m finding it really difficult not to just copy and paste the entire article here; it’s completely spot on. 

The article goes on to illustrate how grown-ass (white) men, such as the 39-year-old Donald Trump, Jr., 33-year-old (at the time of the “pussy” tape) Billy Bush, and 32-year-old Ryan Lochte, continue to evade responsibility by claiming “boys will be boys.�� This defense doesn’t work for girls/women (of course) or nonwhite boys/men (like 12-year-old Tamir Rice).

Seriously, give the article a read: The Men Who Never Have to Grow Up

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SAMUS - I was sorking on some effect and watching some tutorial when I end up drawing her I hope it’s not thaaaat bad !!  ;w;

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you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

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nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

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this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”

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THE SIGNS AS WEIRD JAPANESE NURSE STOCK PHOTOS

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

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question. how many irn bru do i need to drink before nicola stugeon parachutes into my garden and hands me a scottish passport and complimentary deep-fried marsbar? thankyou.

The Irn Bru chooses when you are ready. There is a possibility with every can.

Sometimes it is not about the destination, it is about the journey and Irn Bru offers a spiritual enlightenment like no other.

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If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?

Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.

Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

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every episode of kitchen nightmares

head chef, who happens to be covered head to toe in centipedes and stale canola oil: i am Cobfident that chef ramsay will enjoy my food. there is nothing wrong with my food. my food is perfect, five stars. 

gordon ramsay: i will have the risotto 

head chef: ok [throws some rice into a sewer, lights it on fire, and empties a packet of frozen kraft singles into the flames] 

gordon ramsay: *takes a bite* this sucks 

head chef: Oh, so we got a bitch and a liar here? Chef Ramsey doesn’t like my food, huh? So we got a blasphemer and a false prophet here, huh? Chef Ramsay dosent know what the fuck or shit he is talking about and I’m personally about to knock him out cold with my massive ballsack.

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crazy how cis women get to do all that “look at my hairy armpits” thing and still are considered women but trans women have to master and perform every aspect of imposed womanhood (hair makeup shaving clothes etc etc) and even then our womanhood is completely up in the air.