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I just opened the wrong tab at the kitchen counter and instead of low histamine pancakes it was a recipe for a homunculus

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i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

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What a fucking loser. Reblog if you would love that skylight.

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Does anyone know how the DOGE cuts are going to affect the weird bug who controls the nighttime

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

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US Pentagon to be renamed "Polygon". "being vague about the number of sides it has keeps the enemy on their toes" says some military general guy

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If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

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do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties

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Im pregnant and its everyone's #communism

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We also saw this billboard while we were out tonight and it’s now my favorite sign in the entire state of Minnesota

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what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.