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creating characters who are terrible people and examining how they benefit from being terrible and why they act the way they do is way more cathartic than a fantasy world that completely blocks off the option to make immoral / bad choices

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i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog

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Tip: a Princess is a type of Girl with an immunity to the Spoiled status effect. it is impossible to Spoil a Princess due to her already deserving endless Treats.

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Im sorry but polyamory is the only natural way a relationship can work, a princess needs both a knight and a maid depriving her of one or the other is a fate far worse than even hell could conjure

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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

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Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean

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posted this to tiktok in 2021. it got millions of views and many people in the comments

1. thought i said "my cunt" 2. were very angry, claiming i don't actually have a vat of iodine (I guess it is betadine, which contains iodine but it not purely idoine. but shut up.) 3. were angry that i think iodine stings bc it doesn't sting them. 4. wanted to know why the buidling i'm in appears to be flooding (don't worry)

Not a single person pointed out that I misspelled it "Idodine."

The final punchline was tiktok ultimately deleting the entire video for "encouraging dangerous activities."

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boss make a dollar i make a dime

this make me very sad puppy dog whine

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dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

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I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think