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if you dislike your art that much why do you keep making it?

hope this helps

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Have you ever considered illustrate @shittycryptids? It would be a great collaborative work!

More than once !

Prompts and credits under the cut :

A rabbit with frog legs (@queerhermes)

A songbird but instead of wings, it has incredibly large humanoid arms (@queerhermes)

A unicorn squirrel (@queerhermes)

An octopus but at the end of each tentacle is a human foot (@pastalmeme)

An angler fish with human toes for teeth. Not very effective, but unsettling. (@orangeleader)

A turtle but with a snail house (@crookedmanhands)

A mermaid with a lobster tail instead of a standard fish tail (@urbanfantasyinspiration)

Half woman, half snail (@rotten-to-the-applecore)

An octopus mermaid but with only one tentacle, like a tail (anonymous)

A mermaid but with the upper body of a gorilla and the tail of a blue whale (@soulkillingobsession)

A baby with a shark head (@thelimeadecat)

A cat but instead of paws it has hands (@0nlythedankest0fmemes)

An elephant with human ears (@thenapkincaptain)

A cat, but with the legs of a great dane, the ears of a zebra, and the tail of a lizard (@jade-mccryptidbitch)

Lizard with two legs (@stray-kids-stuff)

An amphiptere, but it’s an earthworm with wings made of smaller earthworms. (@overwhelminglyhuman)

A green elephant with a platypus bill instead of a trunk, and only two legs. (@major-sesquipedalian)

Ostrich with four legs (@shadyturtleparadise)

A crow but it has no wings or legs and it’s long (@soybeansaurus)

A spider with human sized human hands. When it’s little it has baby hands and they age as it does. When it runs across the floor there’s a vicious slapping sound (@dilact)

A mouse but round and with two legs (@collinriddle)

A pig with compound eyes (@furbearingbrick)

A snake with no head, just two tails (@titaniumblackbird)

A hydra with exactly 1,489,392 heads, but each head is the size of a grain of quinoa on a T. Rex- sized body (anonymous)

A snail that screams like a chimpanzee. (anonymous)

A komodo dragonfly (anonymous)

A spider, but instead of hundreds of tiny eyes, it has one, big googly eye. (anonymous)

A griffon with the front half of a kiwi and the back half of an echidna. (@cartoon-and-animal-lover)

Mer-ant. (@cartoon-and-animal-lover)

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teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

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i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

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imaginaery album art i made for a guy that doesnt exist i made while listening to machine girl right after therapy

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in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

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i appreciate ofmd’s “it’s only 1717 when it’s funny” approach to historical accuracy. pinnochio was written in the 1800s. the real israel hands should be 16. pyramid schemes. stede being in that incredibly modern theater teacher outfit. anyway i think lucius should know who lady gaga is but no one else does

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cock. balls, even.

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theres some queerbaiting thats like cask of amantillado levels of deception where i almost pity the fool who has been caught but then theres queerbaiting thats like a block of cheese under a box propped up by a stick and i think if you fall for that kind you deserved it maybe

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I got 60 out of 1000 😂

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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

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A woman demonstrating use of a guandao, also formally known as a yanyuedao (偃月刀; reclining moon blade).

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you