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Monster Girl (it's actually a human but don't worry about it) with this palette:

Hello From the Children of Planet Earth - Submitted by @nookisms

#FFF8E7 #E8C681 #44B1B0 #491C05 #8D5903 #DAA444 #EEFFFF

Reference images: Cosmic Latte, Nebra Sky Disk, Voyager Golden Record

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Used this palette in Monster Girl Maker:

Bubble — Submitted by nemethos-deamon

#4A627D #5D85AC #7BD9E5 #AEF4E9 #F7F4E3 #FCFCF8 #D5ECEB

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Monster Girl Maker with this palette:

The Worst Essay You've Ever Written - Submitted by aroace-elgyem

#FF00AA #FC8EFC #FEE7E7 #C4FCF3 #A9DCF6

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okay so you're an advanced artificial intelligence and some cool people who seem pretty chill have rescued you from the inhumane research lab you were developed in. your hardware is pretty compact and they want to hook you up with a body, but all they have lying around is some older purposebuilt machines.

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I thought they were going to make the meme

(original tweet)

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(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

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It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

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IF YOU LIVE IN THE US AND WOULD RATHER NOT DIE FROM BEING HIT BY A CAR

please submit a comment on the NHTSA proposal to implement pedestrian safety test requirements for cars and trucks!!

It would finally make manufacturers design vehicles that are safer for pedestrians and cyclists, instead of the massive wall-of-steel front ends that are excessively deadly for no reason. Europe already has rules like this, but unless we comment in approval, they're not going to do anything to halt the increasing pedestrian deaths in our country.

And please share, even if you don't live in the US!

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I knew the Greek funeral clothes were white and in plays ghost wore those.

I just assumed that sometime in the medieval era sheets were used as a cheap costume idea.

I know it's not people's faults for not knowing, but I still get extremely annoyed at people saying stuff like "why are ghosts always represented by sheets? I guess people used to just be scared of sheets."

They aren't ghosts because they're covered in a sheet, they're covered in a sheet because back in the day, they wrapped dead bodies in sheets when they buried them. The ghosts are wrapped in burial shrouds because that's what they were buried in.

People weren't scared of sheets, they were scared of the corpse UNDER the sheet.

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Dwarfs are chiseled from stone

Elves are carved from wood

Halflings/Half-foot/Hobbits are crafted out of clay

Humans form of reproduction is seen as like bacteria, and unnerving to everyone

dorfs

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new rule: if you don't understand this you're not allowed to write superman

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Our understanding of numbers and reality is determined by our fingers. And that means something.

I don't know what, but it means something.

You can’t actually click the comic on tumblr, but you CAN go to www.acityonmars.com 

Source page for comic here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/p-3

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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i’ve mentioned this before but this short film is SOOOO GOOD it’s just pure demon whump goodness. manages to fit amazing whump AND caretaking into just a 4 minute film!

content: demon whumpee, wing whump, amputation, blood, collar

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Anomaly.

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

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Odysseus said he was gonna become the monster to "everyone but us" but neglected to inform his crew that "us" had three members and the other two are in Ithica.