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Jason, freshly adopted from the streets. Still freaked out, wondering downstairs for breakfast.
Kid!Tim, munching on cereal: hi!
Jason: who are you?
Tim, wiping his hands clumsily on his pants and sticking it out for Jason to shake: Timothy Jackson Drake. Pleased to meet you!
Jason, shakes nervously before looking around: ah. Yeah. Jason.
Tim, seriously, eyes wide and innocent: did he steal you too?
Jason: What?
Tim: Did Batman steal you too?
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celebrate the wifi you wont have for over a year with...surprisingly not a mouthwash joke?
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another comic dub for ya!
GUYS GUYGS WATCH THIS IMMEDIATELY NOW
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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
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[BORUTO FANCOMIC] A New Hope
by @bakapandy
SUMMARY: This comic is a fanmade story surrounding the situation around Shinki’s adoption after Gaara finds him.
Wanted to make a compilation post with links to the whole comic so you don’t need to jump around and search my mess of a blog lmao.
Start Reading HERE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
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Part 41! Guys please don't go out kidnapping baby raccoons, be smarter than Roy lmao (Art by me btw!)
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
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Damian takes pride in the things he makes. He just wishes people would stop making such ridiculous assumptions about his reasons.
For @razielim's fandom homework assignment: "Depict your blorbo(s)in the act of writing or drawing."
Always get your homework done early, kids.
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You could say they get along like... a house on fire...
sorry
Commission Info / Kofi
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There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:
Goon: "You won't kill me."
Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"
Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."
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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"
Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."
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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*
Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"
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Steph: *clears throat*
Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*
Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."
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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*
Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."
Gordon: "What."
Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*
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Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.
12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?
18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.
Jason: Okay, dad.
Dick, tearing up: Please no.
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Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.
Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?
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Bruce: All of you are my sons.
Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.
Damian and Tim: ?????? What.
Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.
Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.
Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????
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Bruce and Jason arguing:
Bruce: You're grounded!
Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!
Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.
Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!
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i feel like Tim's the kind of person to say random cryptic bullshit just to fuck with people psychologically. especially post-timestream, with his new Red Robin reputation.
Tim, sitting silently at the Batcomputer, working a case:
Dick, fifteen feet away training:
Tim, suddenly slowly turns to look at Dick: "They know." *walks out of the Cave*
Dick, terrified and trying to follow him: "Tim? What? Tim, what do you- Tim, Timmy, what do you mEAN-"
Jason and Tim on patrol:
Tim: "Do you see them, too?"
Jason: "Who?"
Tim: "Them, of course. They see all, but few see them." *points behind Jason, then slips into the shadows when he looks away*
Jason, seeing nothing, turning to find himself alone: "Tim, what the fuck-"
Batfam at movie night:
Tim halfway through: "They're watching." *again, leaves (for more popcorn, but the others don't know that)*
Everyone, thoroughly disturbed: "Tim, what the fuck does that mean get back here TIM EXPLAIN-"
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Some batfam members that I felt like drawing!! Some day I will do others....... but that day is not today 🐋✨ I tried to experiment a bit more with the colors and shapes! Had to improvise the bgs for the two who don't have a cape o(-(
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I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
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Some headcannons about Tim Drake-Wayne (a reblog chain?):
The first time Damian hugs tim, he just fucking sobs.
Tim could count the number of times he got any physical affection from his parents on one hand (90% of that was all for the press), and as much as he would love it for affection to be normal in his new family, Dick is the only one forgoing with affection in the bat family.
So obviously Tim ends up touch-starved & seeing physical affection as ultimate trust.
So logically when the brother who hated you & tried to kill you the most out of all your brothers hugs you (which basically translates to 'I love you'), what else are you to do other than ugly sob for hours?
(Might add bat family's reactions to this post later)
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Mad this. It literally says he got jailed for ignoring a court order telling him to stay away from the school - yet the headline says it's for not calling a kid they. He broke the court order cos he was being a self righteous stalkery Christian weirdo. I know the sort, they did the same to us at school cos we were scruffy poor unfortunates / desperate people that apparently needed god to save us. Loads of Christians are like this, proper weirdos.
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