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Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to

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oh ya I downloaded xiaohongshu/rednote please enjoy some of the fresh chinese memes I've collected from our international sisters

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Wisconsin Humane Society has removed 73 cats from a single household. If anybody is in the area is looking to foster or adopt now is the time. Sounds like many of them are under-socialized.

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the david zwirner gallery and the felix gonzalez torres foundation in the smithsonian removed the descriptive plaque for portrait of ross in la by felix gonzalez-torres. the old plaque explained portrait for ross' origins as the artist's partner's aids related death, and replaced it with a plaque with absolutely no information about the piece itself, who ross was, or who gonzalez-torres was either. portrait of ross was also reeranged to lay on the floor long ways instead of in a pile as it typically is situated, and the plaque outside the exhibition FOR GONZALEZ-TORRES omits his sexuality, as well as his aids related death. i'm in utter disbelief

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Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok

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I draw the thumbnails for our TTRPG Actual Play when the sessions get posted to the Dicefunctional youtube and I was really happy with this one! Metal is sometimes a pain to render but this ended up being kinda fun.

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Animorphs books be like

Page 1: I am a child soldier. My every waking moment is defined by fear and paranoia. My dreams are full of unprocessed trauma. The fate of the entire world rests on me and my friends. I failed my geography test because I do not know the difference between Equator and Ecuador. Also, I'm really hazy on the difference between geography and geology. Again, the fate of the world rests on my shoulders.

Page 13: <Now THAT is a sexy monkey>

Page 26: *The dopest animal fact you've ever heard*

Page 27: Do you know about thermals? You do? Too bad, I'm going to explain them again.

Page 36: *fart joke fart joke 90's pop culture reference barf joke*

Page 40: Rachel kills someone with her bear hands. Not a typo.

Pages 3,15,16,25,26,30,33,37,40,44,46,50,55,56,57,60: TSEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Page 47: I willed my bones to melt faster. If there was a single bone in my body in the next ten seconds, everyone I ever loved of cared about would die an excruciating death.

Page 50: Funny alien thinks he's people.

Last page: *The gang goes to Burger King to avoid thinking about their war crimes*

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what do you mean i have to go to work today. when i just did it yesterday???

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Adjusting things in prison.

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Lmao.

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I think the one thing we should learn from rednote is the value of person-to-person connection. The american government censors tiktok out of sinophobia, the chinese government censors lgbt content out of homophobia, and the one thing I can think of is let's all bond over how shitty governments are.

Time to quote Persepolis again.

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I am cursed to never be good about updating my accounts solely dedicated to my art.

Anyway I've been on a roll lately. On the left are two NPCs from our Dicefunctional Actual Play ttrpg game. The goliath is the leader of a gang called the Family where kids he adopted are... raised into the gang. The cat girl is one of his kids.

Well for reasons (largely the players having a fondness for them) these characters died and the only way we could bring them back urgently was with the Reincarnate spell, which changed their bodies. Hence! Four designs, two NPCs.

If you use ANY of these designs I will come into your house and dump hammers on you while you sleep

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Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

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Butter dish in the form of an artichoke, made in Delft c. 1740 - c. 1775

Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam

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if you call bellara 'child-coded' i'm actually going to kill you. she is fucking thirty years old. she is filled with righteous fury and anger. she believes in good, she blames herself for everything ever because she's a control freak, but she truly wants to believe in the good of herself and others. she has a deep love for her culture. she's a successful explorer, engineer, and archivist.

she looks like this:

'child-coded' shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!