dragon-trainer-phryne
Dragon-Trainer-Phryne
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L / Nerd / F / Upper 20s / Cat Mom / Wife / Please employ me / My bills like me so much more when I'm employed / My UN is an accurate description of my career desires
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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i love that sirius black escapes azkaban and his first 2 instincts are:
seek vengeance  
buy expensive gifts for school children 
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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Loving how as soon as electricity was like, a Thing, people just went "you can make toast with this" and started working on electric toasters but they didn't quite have the whole heating element thing down so there was a not insignificant chance of it just exploding
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile ( part 1)
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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Hey people in Scandinavian countries if the UK breaks up due to Brexit the time would be ripe to go a Viking again. Just sayin’
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favorite star wars memes
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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10th Kingdom was dope, say what you want.
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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It does rather look like he’s reacting to something I said…
PLAYING IN THE DARK will go out completely on BBC Radio 3 from 7:30 to 10:30pm on December 23rd.
It will go out in two slightly trimmed halves on BBC Radio 4, on the early morning on the 25th of December and the afternoon of January 1st.
Hear David Tennant being Crowley and Aziraphale and a Scottish narrator…
You will be able to listen to each programme for 28 days after it goes up. Anywhere in the world.
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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#some outfits go with swords quite nicely, actually 🗡✨
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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I told my boss (Catholic) that one of my roommates is Jewish and she got very concerned about how we’re going to do Christmas and it’s like… our household is comprised of one Jewish person, one Atheist, one Agnostic, and one Pagan. 
So chances are we’re going to have Hannukkah, Yule, and the Seasonal Blend of American Christmas Traditions. 
“Are you going to have a tree?” 
Like why wouldn’t we have a tree? That tradition comes from my people, so yes we would have a tree. Blended families have existed for thousands of years, it ain’t that hard.  
It’s kind of like she’s reading their Jewishness as an oppressive force instead of a coexisting one. Like… because they’re Jewish, we can’t have non-Jewish things. 
And it’s taking a lot out of me not to say ‘nah, that’s y’all.’ 
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight
unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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shakespeare villains be like today i will cause problems on purpose
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dragon-trainer-phryne · 5 years ago
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If you're a man, and a woman friend confides in you about how shitty men are, it's because she considers you one of the good ones--someone it's safe to vent to. Don't ruin that vibe with some "not all men" crap. She knows. That's why she's talking to you. You don't have to say it; she's already telling you, just not in so many words. If you were one of the ones she was talking about, she wouldn't be confiding in you about it, so instead of getting offended, you should feel honored, my droogie.
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