dragon-papa

[dragon-papa]

can i request some platonic relationships for dazai?? like, being friends with him? if i cant, its totally okay! take care

OH HELL YEAH YOU CAN! Platonic headcanons>>>

Ok so! Dazai as a friend~

Being his friend will not save you from his pranks

He knows you get fucked you are getting pranked.

You two will likely get in prank wars.

If you dont like pranks then you are just gonna be tormented by them. Sorry homie.

It will take a while for him to actually acknowledge you as his friend but the second he does he would literally die for you. (I know this bitch says he would die bc he wants to but he would have actually died by now if that was truly his goal)

Will show up at ur house and eat ur shit at like. 1 in the fuckin morning

If he sees you sleeping he will doodle on ur face

Will stare at you until you wake

Probably will take turns buying both lunches with you

He always buys either rlly cheap food or weird food

Likes the game of word association! (If u dont know what that is one person says a word and the other player says a word associated with it you lose if you cant think of a word or say a word that was already said.)

He will play that game with you for hours and will win because he knows weird words from fuck knows where

Mocks you when you lose (in a joking manner of course.)

Do you like sleeping? He doesn't

Expect calls at obscure hours whether you are awake or not

If you pick up these calls they will be lame jokes like "is your refrigerator running?"

Is the type of friend to drop weird shit off at your house

You wake up. Get ready and go outside. There is fucking corn on your doorstep with a sticky note that says "bingus says hai"

Yeah. He did that.

Doesnt like play fighting but loves a challenge

Is over dramatic if he loses

"Oh (y/n) you are just too strong!" (He definitely lost on purpose for giggles)

This motherfucker has like. Weird comics in his room

Will make you read them

Congrats. You are a dork now

"Imagine reading comics nerd" (says the man who lent them to you)

Team pranks!

Please join him in harassing Kunikida.

It's funny

Kunikida will kick your ass

Oh well. It's fun

You guys share a brain cell. That's it. You get one

[dragon-papa]

do u write for mushitarou??

Yup I sure do (:

[dragon-papa]

Oh fuck I dissapeared and got requests.

Sorry guys I fuckin dropped into the abyss for a hot second I will start writing again lmao.

[dragon-papa]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[dragon-papa]

Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor when they overhear their s/o talk about them

Crack / fluff I guess?

I just had this idea because, us as fans, we say A LOT of funny and kinky shit about these boy so I just thought: what if they actually heard what we say and what would they think? ahaha

Warnings: Implied NSFW

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Osamu Dazai

You were currently having lunch with a friend  at a café, just sitting around and catching up with one another, talking about your personal lives and all.

“So…you’re still dating that guy, right?” Your friend asks.

“Yeah, I’m still dating Dazai,” You couldn’t help but blush at the sudden subject.

Your friend smiles cheekily, “Ooooo, is it the guy who always wears the bandages?”

“Mhm, that’s my boyfriend,” You chuckle, taking a sip of water, “I love those bandages though, holy shitttt. Like, c’mon, listen to me, we’ve been dating for a pretty long time but I still think he’s the sexiest guy alive.”

Your friend starts chuckling at your little rant.

“Seriously! He’s so perfect UGH. He’s so handsome and charming and treats me SO well, you don’t even understand how happy he makes me. Dazai is just the best to me.”

“But wait, so what are the bandages even for anyways?” Your friend asks curiously.

“I honestly have no clue, either way he could just tie that shit around my neck and choke the fuck out of me, like I’m his pet—”

“Oh? So that’s the kind of stuff you’re into?…”

You turn around to see Dazai smirking at you. Your eyes widen instantly and your cheeks flush a dark red while your friend laughs

“Uhh—uhm, Dazai! ha-ha, heyy…what are you doing here?” You ask nervously.

He approaches you, “Me? I just came here for lunch…but hearing you call me charming and handsome is a lot better.”

“Oh noo, you heard all of that?” You cover your face with your hands in embarrassment.

Dazai wraps his arms around your waist from behind your chair, placing his chin on your shoulder. “Mhm, I heard everything, my darling.”

“Nooo,” You drop your head down humiliation.

Dazai then peels your hands off of your face and kisses your warm cheeks. “I never knew you thought of me as being the sexiest man alive~” He teased.

You pout at him “Stop that! Awh it’s embarrassing.” 

He smiles playfully and kisses you once again, “No it’s so cute baby. You should tell me that more often.”

After a few more minutes of being teased by your boyfriend, you and your friend realize it’s time for you to leave.

“Well, uhh, we’re gonna go now…enjoy your lunch,” You say awkwardly as you and your friend get up from your seats.

“Thank you very much! Goodbye~”

You both turned around to leave, but Dazai stopped you by placing a hand on your shoulder.

He whispers into your ear, “Oh, and please be home for the evening. We’re gonna make that bandage dream of yours happen.”

Nakahara Chuuya

You were at the Port Mafia, just hanging around Kouyou during your free time today. You were just lounging around on a sofa and talking to each other about life.

“So; you and Chuuya are still dating right?” She asks suddenly.

“Yeah, we are,” You say and smile shyly, rubbing the back of your neck.

Kouyou smirks, “I always found that really interesting. Are you saying that Chuuya isn’t always angry and actually shows love like a normal human being?” She asks jokingly.

You chuckle, “No, Kouyou, he isn’t always angry. He’s actually very sweet to me.”

“Really?” She seemed to be interested in how Chuuya shows his affection.

“Yeah. Oh my God, like I’m telling you this man is the sweetest I’ve ever met. He’s so cute and he treats me SO well. I love him so much.”

Kouyou was listening with a happy and sincere smile on her face.

“He’s also like the sexiest man I’ve ever seen, like come on! His pretty face, his hair, THE HARNESS AND CHOKER HE WEARS PLEASE! He can rail the fuck out of me all day every day—”

“Wow that took a turn.”

Kouyou snickered and you turned behind you with wide eyes to see Chuuya standing in the doorway, hands on is hips.

“Oh! Chuu you’re here! Ha-ha…” you say nervously.

He walks up closer to you, “I happened to overhear your conversation, and well…that was interesting to know.”

Kouyou started laughing softly into her sleeve while you buried your face into your knees in embarrassment. “F-forget everything you heard just now please.”

“Nope, not going to.” He replies cheekily.

“Noooo,” You whine out.

Chuuya walks over to the sofa and lifts you up, placing you back down sideways on his lap. You kept your hands over your face.

“Oh come on babe, you never tell me you think I’m sexy. I really enjoyed hearing that,” He says and peels your hands off your face, revealing your heated face.

You pout, “That’s so embarrassing.”

He pecks you on the bridge of your nose then looks at Kouyou with a prideful look on his face, “Do they actually talk about me like this?”

“Shut up Chuu! Kouyou don’t tell him anything!” You  exclaim, whacking Chuuya’s shoulder.

Chuuya turns to look at you again and then pulls you in for a hug, “You’re so mean sometimes, I just want to hear what else you like about me. You mentioned the hair, the choker—”

“Stop stop stop it please!” You plead and hide your face in his shoulder.

He chuckles at how cute and embarrassed you are and brushes a strand of hair behind your ear, kissing the top of your head.

“You’re adorable,” He mutters softly while looking at you. “Well, I gotta get going now. This was fun though.”

He moves you off his lap and walks off the leave the room.

Chuuya stops suddenly, “Oh, and be home as soon as you’re done for the day, then we can get around to that last thing you mentioned.”

Then he leaves, leaving you in shock and Kouyou very amused.

“So he does act normal sometimes…”

Fyodor Dostoevsky

You were currently sitting in your living room with Nikolai. Fyodor was out doing some work and Nikolai had a day off and was bored. So he came over to spend the day with you.

It was getting pretty late and he was going to leave relatively soon.

“I wonder when Fyodor’s gonna come back,” You say with a sigh.

Nikolai smirks, “Speaking of Fyodor, I’m curious, what is he like in a relationship? I just can’t picture his emotionless self being caring in any way.”

You chuckle, “He’s not emotionless, no matter how much it may seem that way. Fyodor is very caring too…I just love everything about him so much…”

“Like what?”

“Well, firstly he’s an absolute sweetheart, he treat’s me wayy better than I deserve and he is such a cutie. Fyodor is literally the best boyfriend ever.”

Niko starts laughing at your explanation, “Wow, so you’re really into him.”

“Oh shut up, of course I am! Also, he’s SO sexy, definitely the sexiest guy I ever met, no offence. But Fyodor is just such a handsome boy. His face, his hair, his smile… and oh my God his EYES. He owns me, I don’t care what anyone says, I’m his property and he could ruin me as much as he likes—”

“Oh? Is that so?”

You turn your head to see Fyodor leaning lightly against the wall, arms crossed and and an amused smirk on his face.

Niko instantly bursts out laughing while your cheeks flush pink.

“Uhmmm,” You drag out, averting your gaze from him and brushing your hair behind your ears.

Fyodor approaches you, “Well, good evening to you both.”

You curl yourself up into your knees in embarrassment and Niko only laughs more, he was practically rolling around on the floor at this point.

You whine, “Fyodor when did you get back?”

“Just in time to hear that conversation, my dearest,” He smirks ever so lightly.

“Oh nooo, that’s awful.”

Fyodor sits beside you on the couch and wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him, “I never knew you loved me so much,” he teased.

“Oh shut up! Yes you did!” You say and smack his knee.

“Ah ah ah, you don’t speak up against your owner.”

Fyodor lifts your head up from out of knees gently and makes you look at him. Your face was red in shame.

He kisses your lips softly, “Good pet.”

You instantly shove your face into Fyodor’s chest and whine, “Stop ittt, that was so embarrassing.”

He holds you in his arms, “It is, but I’m glad I heard it, my dearest.” He just looks at your embarrassed and whiney self cuddled into him and smiles lovingly.

Niko finally calms down and stands up, “Wow, that was hilarious. I do have to go now sadly.”

You then get up from the couch yourself, “Yeah, okay.” You say your goodbyes and hold the front door open for him as he leaves.

With Nikolai gone, you lock the door and turn around, only to be harshly pressed against the wall.

Fyodor kisses you passionately, then pulls away, your faces barely touching.

“So, you said I’m allowed to ruin you, hm?”

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Late night fanfic writing what could go wrong

[dragon-papa]

chuuya & any other characters comforting s/o after a nightmare? <3

Chuuya, Dazai, Fyodor, and Akutagawa comforting their s/o after a nightmare

Thank you so much for the request! I really like this one so I wrote for quite a few characters :) Hope you enjoy!

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Nakahara Chuuya

Chuuya was woken up when he heard your quiet whimpers, He instantly sat up and saw you crying into your knees. He gets worried right away and pulls you closer into a hug.

“Woah, baby what’s wrong?” He asks, concerned.

“I dreamt t-th -that—” Chuuya understood that you had a bad dream so he pulled you into his chest.

“Shh, it’s okay, you’re safe now. It was only a dream, my love,” He says and rubs your back soothingly. 

You cry into him, grasping at his shirt as if he would die the second you let go. You just wanted the comfort of having your boyfriend’s arms around you.

Chuuya kept holding you close to his chest, trying to keep you warm and feeling safe. He kissed your forehead over and over again, repeating, “Shh, it’s okay, don’t worry,” gently into your ear.

He kept holding you, and reassuring you over and over again so you could calm down. He hates seeing you cry, no matter what the cause is. 

Once you finally started calming down, you look up and him and wipe your eyes. He’s looking at you with all of his attention.

“I’m sorry Chuu...I know this is really childish of me...”

“Hey, no, darling it’s not childish. It happens to the best of us,” He says and smiles at you lovingly. You smiled back at him weakly, but it didn’t last long since you sobbed again. He chuckled lightly and kissed a salty tear off your cheek, “It’s okay. You’re okay.”

You then jump onto Chuuya once again and he falls back onto the bed, letting you wrap yourself around his waist. He rubs your head gently.

“Please don’t leave me,” You mumbled out. 

Chuuya nearly panicked, “Oh baby, I won’t ever leave you, never ever. Don’t ever think that.” He leaned down to place a velvety kiss to the top of your head, “I love you. Now relax, you’re safe with me.”

You lay there silently, enjoying his soft and loving touches, slowly calming down again and completely relaxing into his hold. With his arms wrapped around you tightly, his familiar scent surrounding you, and his soothing heartbeat, you began falling back to sleep.

He watched your peaceful form and smiled. He loved seeing you so vulnerable, it made him want to stay by your side to always be the one to protect you. And it was nights like these where he really wanted to be the one to keep you safe and watch as you drift off in his arms. 

Osamu Dazai

You bolt up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. You just had a horrifying dream which shook you to the very core. Even though it was just a dream, you couldn’t stop the tears that slipped out of your eyes. You shakily pull yourself back down under the blankets, facing away from your sleeping boyfriend and then hide your face in the covers. 

You cried silently, trying to keep Dazai from waking up.

“Darling? Is everything alright?” He suddenly asks, voice raspy from sleep. Dazai turns around and wraps his arms around you from behind, nuzzling into your neck.

You wipe your tears as fast as you could, “Yeah..”

He kisses the bottom of your jaw, “You don’t have to lie to me, you know?” He then hugs you tighter, “What was the dream about?”

“I-I don’t wanna talk about it,” You mumbled out, starting to cry once again.

“Awhh, baby~ It’s alright, I got you,” He tells you reassuringly and turns you around in his arms so you face him.

You instantly bury your face in his chest, your warm tears now soaking his shirt as you continue crying. Dazai holds you tightly, gently patting the back of your head.

He kisses both of your damp and precious eyelids, “You’re okay, my dear. Relax for me.”

It didn’t take much for you to melt into his touch, his sweet words and soothing touches making you feel at ease.

“There you go,” He says lovingly. “Just like that...relax...try to go back to sleep, it’s pretty late.”

You hum in response, tranquility completely taking over you the second you feel his lips press onto yours. 

“Dazai, please stay with me...” You mumbled out tiredly.

“Of course darling, I’d never leave.”

Dazai watched admiringly as your breathing slowed, relishing this calm state of affection as you were wrapped around him like he was all you relied on. He kissed your forehead once more before being overcome by sleep himself.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

You woke up panicking in the middle of the night. Your heart was racing and your breathing was harsh, it took you a second to realize that you only just had a very bad dream. You let tears silently roll down your face as you tried to get over the panic in your mind, but you felt so disturbed and alone.

You looked at Fyodor, who was sleeping soundly, facing away from you. You didn’t want to wake Fyodor up, he barely even gets enough sleep, so all you did was cuddle up as gently as you could against his back, doing your best to suppress your sniffles. 

“Was your nightmare really that bad?” He says suddenly, turning around to face you. He sees the tears on your cheeks and the fear in your eyes and that’s all it took for him to pull you into his embrace.

With his warm arms now around you, you couldn’t stop yourself from crying into his chest. He rubbed your back soothingly.

“It’s okay, it wasn’t real. Nothing is going to happen, you’re here with me,” Fyodor tells you reassuringly, holding you close as you let out your emotions. 

After crying for a while, you finally started calming down, hiccupping as you wiped your tear stained face.

Fyodor kissed the bridge of your nose and brushed some of your hair back behind your ear. Your face was heated up due to all the pressure from your eyes. 

“Aw, my Dearest,” He smiled sweetly at you, “Don’t let your mind toy with your reality. That dream wasn’t real, everything’s okay and you’re safe,” he takes your hand off of his chest and brings it up to his lips, pressing a loving kiss on your knuckles.

You finally start to calm down as the dream strays further and further away from your mind. 

You look up at Fyodor sadly, “I’m sorry for waking you,” you sniffle.

Fyodor shakes his head, “Nonsense, my love. Now go back to sleep.”

Forgetting about the dream and feeling overwhelmingly tired so quickly made you think that Fyodor had probably done this to your mind. You didn’t care though, you finally felt at ease enough to fall back back asleep in the warm arms of your lover.

Fyodor did manipulate your mind into serenity, but it was only because he couldn’t stand you being so distressed. Especially when it was keeping you from the well deserved rest you need, he hated seeing you in any kind of discomfort.

And just like that, he watched your eyelids droop down slowly, smiling lightly at how cute and peaceful you look when you’re asleep in his arms.

He stays awake just staring at you for the next 3o minutes before falling back asleep himself.

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa

It took his sleeping self a while to hear the quiet sniffles and sobs permitting through the room, but the second he realized they were your sniffles and sobs he sat up and turned to you.

You were curled up under the blanket, cowering into yourself as you wept silently. Akutagawa ripped the covers off of you, afraid that something bad has happened.

“Baby, what’s wrong?” He lets  out softly, wrapping himself around your curled up form.

“Aku I-I’m sorry—” you hiccupped, “d-don’t leave me, pl- please.”

Your voice sounded so weak and scared, it made his heart ache. Akutagawa understood that you had a nightmare, so he turned you around to face him and tightened his hold you you.

“Shhh, my darling, I’d never leave you,” He rubs the back of your head gently, “I’m right here, please calm down.”

You grasped onto him for dear life, wanting nothing more but his touch. 

Akutagawa kept holding you, brushing his hand through your hair as he let you cry. “You’re okay...everything’s okay...I’m right here with you,” He whispers comfortingly in your ear. 

In a few minutes, you finally calm down and stop crying, now only faintly sniffling and hiccupping. He smiles down at you sheepishly and brushed away the tears staining your cheeks.

“Whatever happened in your dream, forget it. I don’t want you worrying over things you don’t need to worry over. What matters is that you’re safe with me here, and I won’t ever leave you.”

You look up at him sincerely, “Aku..you’re too good to me,” you say and nuzzle your face into his shoulder. “I don’t deserve you.”

“Oh shut up, of course you do. I’m the one who needs to be thanking you for being the best lover I could ever ask for,” He then leans down to kiss your cheek. “Please try to go back to sleep, I don’t want you being all tired and grumpy tomorrow.”

You let out an exhausted sigh and felt yourself relax just by hearing his reassuring words. “Thank you, Aku, I love you,” you mumbled sleepily.

“I love you too, don’t ever forget that,” he says and then yawns, cuddling up comfortably against you. 

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ik your requests are closed but I just want to ask for a comfort story, it’s kind of urgent but totally okay if you don’t write it, I’ve been feeling kinda shitty lately. Even though I should be happy for where I am in life I just keep letting my own thought get to me, making me feel alone and scared since I’ve been dealing with self harm and eating disorders all by myself for a while..so I would really appreciate it if you wrote like a Chuuya or Akutagawa with a s/o who struggles with depressive episodes and sh or something like that..totally okay if you can’t write it since your requests are closed but I’d really appreciate it if you did🙂

Hello, I just woke up but got to this right away! Hope this helps you feel better ❤❤❤💗💗💗💜💜💜!

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Comfort for a depressive episode |Chuuya x Reader|

TW| Depression, talks of eating disorder/skipping meals, self harm is mentioned.

Light poorly escaped through the layers of clouds. It appears it may storm later this evening. Such a thing was so far off it didn’t matter, not to you. Not to the you who laid in bed still half asleep late into the afternoon. The you hadn’t had a real meal in days, who hadn’t done much more than scroll through your phone. That mental checklist of self-care no longer played through your mind.

Much like the clouds, dark thoughts surrounded your mind, hiding away the good thoughts. You wondered if anybody noticed the steady fall into this episode. Sometimes you were alright, well enough, mentally, to climb from bed and shower. Yet, the marks on your skin often came from those days. Those days were partly cloudy, thoughts still swam against your will, outweighed by the positive thoughts but still not enough to keep you from hurting yourself.

You thought you were alone. Nobody else was going to help you, but there was somebody who was slowly getting worried about you. His ginger locks appeared before you, his arms crossed over his chest as he stared at you. “How many days do you plan to spend in bed?” Chuuya raised a brow listening to your grumble. He watched you tug the blanket over your head.

“Just tired,” you mumbled the understatement hoping he’d leave you alone. There was always guilt when you thought about someone you cared for finding out about your mental status, your lack of self-preservation.

“Mhm, alright well, sleepyhead, it’s almost five at night so whether you like it or not, you’re getting up.” Chuuya tapped his foot walking over to the bedside. He looked at the stains of red that littered the exposed sheets. His heart skipped in his chest as he sat down. Whether this was lucky for you or not he was known for his strength. He easily tugged the blanket away from you. He scrunched his nose as he sighed. He knew what this was. He could probably thank Dazai for his minimal knowledge of depression. He wasn’t going to bring it up, you clearly hadn’t wanted him to know. “Let’s get you into a bath. I’ll be right back.” He leaned in to kiss your cheek before walking away.

You looked down, tempted to just lie back down but maybe, just maybe, letting Chuuya help would make you feel just a little better. Not being so alone could help, right?

When he came back he lifted you from the bed letting you cling to him as he set you onto the bathroom counter. He ignored the clear lines, old and new. His fingers worked delicately to undress you. Once more he lifted you before placing you into the bath. He’d made it special, scented, and filled with bubbles just for you. He washed your hair and left so you could try to finish the bath on your own as he cooked something.

When you walked out, still looking drained, he had dinner ready. “Chuuya, you don’t have to do this.”

“I do if I don’t you… I don't want to think about what might happen, so, I'm intervening. I care about you, it’s selfish but it hurts to see you like this. It’s not fair to the people who care about you. I know you can’t control depression but you should have reached out.” The weight loss from not eating, the knots he’d found in your hair. He shook his head as he slid you a plate.

You understood he wasn’t going to let you not eat tonight. “Just try a bite, even if you only eat one or two bites, that’s enough for tonight. We’ll work up to full meals.” Chuuya sat down after you. He watched you eat as he finished his own meal.

When he walked you to bed he sat you down before he spoke again. “Come here,” his expression laid soft, reminding you that he truly cared. You inched over to him before he placed one arm around your waist and the other pressed your head to his chest. “It’s alright to let it out.”

That was all it took for the pain to come crashing down. Rivers flowed down your cheeks as you gripped onto him. He rubbed your back, softly rocking back and forth. “It’s alright to still feel like this even when you think you should be happy with life.”

With every thought that turned into tears that became synchronized with the rain, he shushed you. He played with your hair, ran his fingers over your back. He kissed your cheek despite the tears. “You’re not alone, even when you think you are.”

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PLEASE I NEED RANPO RELATIONSHIP HC

Your wish is my command (:<< Ranpo x GN!Reader relationship headcanons

(Hit keep reading for nsfw shit i didn't know if you wanted that or nah so I wrote some)

This man has the love language of physical touch and he wants to be as close to you as fucking possible at all times

Please give him head pats

And when you are out walking hold his hand he is afraid of losing you

When you two are in a relationship that is the only time he will share his snacks with you

"Hey y/n! Try some of this! Its good right? Ooh! Try this too!!"

He will show affection literally anywhere with little regard to others around

If you make him any sort of food he will love you forever (he already woulda but ya know)

He is bad with emotions please let him know if he is too overbearing

He often worries he is being too much with how clingy he is

Please please please cuddle this man

He wants comfort cuddles when he has a bad day

He can't cook. He won't even try.

Hates cleaning but does help bc he doesn't want you to be too busy for him.

Remembers important dates very well!

Hell he probably remembers the exact time he first fell for you

He definitely confessed to you.

He thought he was gonna be rejected because he holds you in a very high light.

He goes to bed early and sleeps in.

You are gonna have to drag him out of bed.

He also doesn't drive so you are gonna be the one driving places if you need to.

He doesn't remember to drink he water that he should so please remind him so he doesn't die.

He eats sweets to de-stress and this makes him sick sometimes...

Moral of story he wants you to cuddle him please do.

He's a virgin and has no clue what he is doing

He's also a pillow princess lmao

He will kiss you and give you hair tugs but that's it sorry hun

Praise him please

No degrading at all

Isn't very kinky

Romantic type for sure!!

He wants you to know that you are very very loved even if he doesn't do much during sex

May not do a lot during sex but after he will pamper you for your hard work.

That is until he passes the fuck out

He's sleepy what can ya say

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Here is a badly edited Garlic bread Fyodor. @a-bunch-of-idiots thanks for the idea.

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Being Friends With Ranpo

Ranpo would definitely make side kick jokes about you. No way around that.

“The only person remotely smart here other than me is my sidekick y/n.”

He isn’t sharing his snacks.

However if you can steal them without his noticing he won’t get mad, only because he is impressed though.

Will play riddle games!

He will always win tho...

The other members of the agency won’t mind you talking to Ranpo instead of working.

At least they won’t say anything as to not upset Ranpo....

I get the feeling he would like to doodle with you? like... no stress on drawing well just fuckin around

“Woah! y/n! you’re art looks so good! guess you had to have some quality to compete with my brains (: “

He doesn’t take fake insults well even if he dishes them out.

Please jokingly refer to him as master he thinks it is funny af and it makes everybody else overthink y’all’s relationship

pranks

this fucker will do pranks with you and then blame it on Dazai

Jokes and fun aside he is a good listener

Has advice for your dilemmas but probably not... the best advice

“Huh? Your partner cheated on you? That dick... burn their house down!”

He probably isn’t serious.

Probably.

If you wear a hat he will definitely do a back and forth game with you where you steal each others hats.

Will give you candy as gifts for holidays 

Will expect you to do the same in return

Its Ranpo whatcha gonna do about it

If you don’t give him candy he will be a bit hurt and pout a bit

“I’ve been betrayed by my sidekick!”

He can be pretty clingy

Especially in public

He doesn’t wanna get lost lmao

He shows his friend affection by making fun of you

He doesn’t take it too far though

He did once and he felt really bad

Gave you a soda as an apology

[dragon-papa]

chuuya with an insomniac s/o

## requests - open

## nakahara chuuya x gn!reader

▪︎ Chuuya himself is an insomniac to an extent. He has a very stressful job, and that stress usually keeps him up into the late hours of the night. So he understands the effects getting so little sleep can have on a person, and it definitely concerns him that you don't get the sleep you need.

▪︎He cares a lot about your well being, as your significant other he thinks of it as his job to protect and take care of you, so he's always trying out new things to help you sleep better. He'll try making you chamomile tea before bed, or running a warm bath for you, and playing soft music to help you relax and hopefully make you feel sleepy.

▪︎ if nothing he can find online works for you, he'll try to find his own ways to help you sleep better. If you live with him, he'll try singing you to sleep, and he'll hold you as you're trying to fall asleep, he wants to make you feel as safe and secure as possible.

▪︎ if you don't live with him, he'll still try to find ways to help you sleep at night, whether that's sleeping over some nights, or letting you call him in the late night or early morning hours. He'd never be upset or angry with you, so he really doesn't mind when you call him. In fact he'll ask you to call him if you can't sleep. He feels bad that he isn't with you, and he wants to be able to help in whatever way you need him too.

▪︎ Chuuya has a very soothing voice, if nothing else can make you fall asleep, just hearing him talk will at least make you tired. He'd also put special effort into trying to figure out what's keeping you awake, and use that to figure out ways to help you. If you can't sleep because of anxiety, he'll give you things to do until you're sleepy, so you aren't laying in bed awake. If it's because of stress, he'll take some of your workload for himself, whether you work together or not.

▪︎ he will not hesitate to come over to your place if you need help sleeping. He doesn't care if it's 2 in the morning and he's sleeping, or 2 in the afternoon and he's at work. he'll drop everything to be with you (obviously if he's in the middle of fighting for the sake of his life and/or the port mafia he won't come to see you, but only because he can't. If he could, he would)

▪︎ he gets extremely worried whenever you pull all nighters, you already have trouble falling asleep in a regular day, why would you force yourself to stay awake?? You can give him any reason or argument you want to, he'll find some way to counteract it, and somehow becomes an expert on sleep.

"If I stay up later I'll be more tired, so I'll fall asleep easier"

"Not true, if you force yourself to stay up longer than you're able, you'll become over tired, and once you do lay down for bed, your brain will be too overworked to properly wind down, making it harder for you to fall asleep"

▪︎Chuuya absolutely will not tolerate it if you're refusing to sleep, for whatever reason it may be, even if it seems like it's logical, for example: you has an essay due the next morning that isn't finished. He doesn't care about that stuff, your health and well being is important to him, and if you don't care about it, then he'll just care about it even more to make up for it.

▪︎ if he has to, he will physically hold you to the bed with cuddles until you fall asleep, don't even try to argue with him, or fight it. He's like a really strict parent, when he says it's time for you to get some sleep, you better get some sleep.

▪︎ he may seem like he's being pushy, or a control freak at times, he just really cares about you. Getting so little sleep can really affect your mental and physical health in negative ways, and he never wants to see that happen to you, so he's going to do everything in his power to prevent it. It's his job to take care of you, and he takes his job very seriously.

## a/n: look at me writing again. Ne ways, here's just a something to get me back into it. Love you guys ♡

[dragon-papa]

Another amazing year, Chuuya, Happy Birthday!!! 🎉✨🎂

[dragon-papa]

it's HIS day. everyone say happy birthday 😌

bonus:

[dragon-papa]

Hai to my new followers (: thanks for joinin whatever this is. Just wanted to let y’all know what i have in the works right now.

Ranpo x reader (platonic shenanigans) Fyodor x reader (comfort fic for reader with chaotic home) Dazai x reader (pranking chuuya headcanons lmao) If there is anything you guys would like me to write don’t hesitate to request (: I hope y’all stick around for the ride!!

[dragon-papa]

Thanks for the tag!!

Ahaha.... simply dies

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