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my sense of humor:
suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
“what are you doing” “my best”
shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
“Bees?”
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i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
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the reason why europe is never in any dystopian novels, is bc we already got a solid system to work out our problems
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Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
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