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“What kind of a mayor are you, Sora?!”

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As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

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I hope im not just a blog you follow but also the only person with 100% correct opinions about the little mermaid

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tumblr should remove the sign up and delete account buttons. no one gets in, no one gets out

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A mechanical musical marvel from the late 1800s.

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every time i think, i take 10 damage

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I’m so baffled??? I sent the new hire the training guide, and he.... edited it. He rewrote the training guide. Excuse me. What.

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You know who SHOULD have been James Corden's character in the prom is Nathan Lane. 😌

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庭先の風景

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I wish The Great Gatsby a very pleasant public domain.

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a relationship should be 50/50. you save me from getting hit by a truck in the parking lot of forks high school, i demand you tell me what the fuck you are.

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how can him go inside but me not

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whenever i see "low in calories" im just like??? u mean. low in energy?? low in energy. that is what u r promoting to me??

a calorie is a literal unit of measurement for how much energy something gives u, so when a product is like "low in calories" im like. great. so the exact opposite I'm looking for in food.

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Diet companies will be hitting hard this year. Be prepared to hear repeated sentiments of “It’s time to get rid of that Quarantine 15” and “In these hard times, commit to taking care of yourself with healthy living and weight loss.”

This rhetoric is going to be everywhere. And due to the nature of modern advertising, the vast majority of it will be coming from people online who just look like they’re trying to share some good advice with the followers that they love so much. You’ll barely be able to see the money getting thrown at them from the weight loss industry.

Don’t reward them for using these manipulation techniques - Buying their products and losing weight isn’t going to make your year any better, or erase the stress of the pandemic, or be the first step in self-care.

Please please please see these ads for what they are - A way of preying on your insecurity and trauma in order to make money.