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I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

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I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

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have yet to see a more evocative opening sentence to a post than "Shit man, this wizard war is fucked."

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

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is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

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*seeing mutual going through my blog* haha mutual you are scrolling through my blog :)

*me going through a mutuals blog* they're are going to kill me

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every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

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there exists a game genre that is not often spoken about. and that genre is “games you only play with your cousins” like the ratatouille wii game or lego indiana jones

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that classic autistic way of being your most raw honest self and having swarms of people analyze the 'bit' you are doing