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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

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gideon the ninth characters as dril tweets

gideon nav: i like to believe that getting my ass kicked 100 times a day for 50 years has granted me “Street Smarts”

harrowhark nonagesimus: if your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

judith deuteros: if the united states president deemed me a threat to our nation, absoluitely i would let him zap me in the skull. i would hand him the gun,

marta dyas: stunning: mindful adult , decked out in complete set of riot gear - takes out entire stampede of horses using wisdom and tactic’s

coronabeth tridentarius: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

ianthe tridentarius:  i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh torture’s bad”, “it’s ineffective” fuck off

naberius tern: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

isaac tettares: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard

jeannemary chatur: if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight

magnus quinn: I lpove making my credit rating lower by having my wife painted on the side of my car

abigail pent: oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.

palamedes sextus: I;ve looked at the facts. Hell im looking at the facts right now

camilla hect: closing my eyes and mentally visuelizing my enemies bodies, in 3d , to analyze them for weak points

dulcinea septimus: hard at work in the Study, pen in hand, orchestrating my next public melt down

protesilaus ebdoma: if you dont post anything for a month and i can’t find the reason why, i just assume you died and got buried in someones yard like a pet

silas octakiseron: unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up

colum asht: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no

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Every year I look forward to the Lyttle Lytton contest, where people submit the worst opening lines to a fake novel that, god willing, will never actually be written. My favorites from this year:

AND my personal favorite:

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(ref)

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[video description: a minute and a half sketchy animatic of a scene from Harrow The Ninth  book where Mercymorn hates everyone because they mockingly interpret her scribble of the Beast in not-beastly shapes. ]  I got procreate and I thought: what if I draw mercymorn like fifty times. and then i did. edit: audio is from the audiobook! voiced by Moira Quirk! 

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Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.

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my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

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i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

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Pagan holiday’s are fun cus no one can figure out if they should preface their holiday greatings with “happy” “merry” or “blessed”

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Heaven Gaia spring 2021 couture

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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

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Of course the bi- in “bisexuality” means 2.

1- On the gender spectrum

2- Off the gender spectrum

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(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

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been thinking about appearances and stuff

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If You’re Having a Bad Day

Imagine Arthur Weasley discovering the show Mythbusters.