dr-ducttape
Shame to the Queens
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[Grineer Defector shitpost rp] [likes/follows from redacted-metallum]
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dr-ducttape · 2 years ago
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No OSHA in sight, everyone just living in the moment.
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dr-ducttape · 3 years ago
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ask me
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dr-ducttape · 3 years ago
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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
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dr-ducttape · 3 years ago
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Ugh. I am forever greatful i was with Lech Kril instead of Hek.
One may ask how Grineer boots end in Ostron lakes.
Try watching Grineer swim.  The answer will quickly follow.
Our clones are all full of holes and metal parts.
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dr-ducttape · 3 years ago
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One would think they would teach us. But no.
One may ask how Grineer boots end in Ostron lakes.
Try watching Grineer swim.  The answer will quickly follow.
Our clones are all full of holes and metal parts.
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dr-ducttape · 3 years ago
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Not even close to what that means, Raum
The Steel Meridian and Perrin Sequence actually don't like each other because every member of the Steel Meridian is a grade A meathead in some way or another.
Cressa Tal legitimately doesn't get why you can't just print more money and Glast thinks she's fucking with him. She is not.
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dr-ducttape · 3 years ago
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Eekum bokum
Who is that? Someone's Kuva Lich?
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dr-ducttape · 3 years ago
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I'm obsessed with this Steel Meridian Grineer that regularly interrupts his work to water the plant nearby, which seems to be thriving.
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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Morality Meme
⚖: Has your muse broken the law before? Broken a vow or promise?
⚔: Would your muse kill if they had to in order to protect a loved one?
🌟: Do they consider themselves a good person?
👑: Is your muse honorable?
☯: What do they think of ‘good’ and ‘evil’?
🌹: When would they tell a lie?
🍷: Would they manipulate someone to get what they want?
⛨: What would they sacrifice their life for?
💋: How easily are they tempted?
☽: What is their alignment?
⚠: Would they seek revenge against someone who’s harmed them or the people they care about?
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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More likely is you scraped your knee and bled somewhere but pretty much
in less than 24 hours i went from not having any kids and never planning on it to suddenly discovering i am a father to potentially infinite kids because like, a hair or something fell in a cloning vat. having a normal one
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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People shed so much DNA I'm willing to bet it was just like, a mistake and it got in the vats and did the growy replicaty thing and then they just fuckin rolled with it
Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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I guess they got it for cheap and figured it was gonna be for cannon fodder...
Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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I still think its weird the Corpus grow their babies inside themselves like the tubes are just more efficient and frankly safer.
You can still have a genetic child from a tube. You don't have to have your pelvis separate while squeezing out your kid's giant fucking cranium.
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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Nobody said they tasted good, just that they tasted
Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it
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dr-ducttape · 4 years ago
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I probably sound the same level of crazy but it's not for the same reason
sometimes rathka makes me nervous. this is only partially because she’s threatened to set me on fire because of my brain worms
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