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i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit
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me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them
me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:
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me: ignores boy boy: ignores me back me: what the fuck
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if i ever need to describe myself in one picture .... i know which one i’ll pick
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me at the dentist
dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE
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