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The Bee Queen of our fangame, a devoted fashionista who not only rules the kingdom but the silver screen too! People from all over the world visit to see the abundance of talent and entertainment the Bee Kingdom has to offer...and to get an eyeful of the local celebrity monarch while they're at it 😂

I got paid in the form of a new game to draw this so I'd say I made out pretty good djkgf

less sparkly version under the cut:

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Today on “They Fucked Up My Name”

We got Hazion! Who tf gets named that? Especially after you SPELL IT OUT FOR THEM I swear

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we caught a Pignite with a full party during our randomized X nuzlocke and. um

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we caught a Pignite with a full party during our randomized X nuzlocke and. um

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my partner is planning to do legit game reviews and this was intended to be tacked onto the end as a little funny haha, but I just really wanna share it now. so if you ever hear this in a review video on youtube by Dr Battery, you'll know it's me.

anyway, please enjoy a bad review of Fire Emblem: Awakening I recorded at like 2 in the morning

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did a bad review of Fates too. You get bonus points at the end if you have the old knowledge of Vines

edit: y'know what. I spent like a whole hour and a half making this and only just now realized, a week later, that I meant to say "underrated" rather than "hated" when referring to bows. in my defense I have one braincell total and it was likely being lent to my partner this whole time

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I did a bad Pokémon Scarlet and Violet review that started out jokey and then blended into genuine criticism KJDHFG

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Fire Emblem Three Houses review as told by someone who's never actually played it but has absorbed minuscule knowledge through the internet

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New NPC concepts for our fangame! These six honeypot ants are sisters who all work together at the same tavern.

Scarlett is a bit rough, but she isn't rude, just kinda brash. Think of your typical tough-gal, looks-out-for-you bartender.

Amber is the doting one. She's warm, sweet, and will take very good care of you - expect lots of attempts to give you extra food at no extra charge~

Marigold is the sunshine one. kind of loud but her enthusiasm and smile are contagious. Super-duper friendly, you'd think she's just doing it for customer service but she's actually that peppy. Anyone who likes high-energy people will like her.

Jade is the serene-calm one. She's very polite, careful, and has a soft but pleasant voice. She moves very gracefully about the place~

Luna is the stoic-calm one. She isn't much for extra conversation, she just kinda wants to get her job done, but again, not intentionally rude - although some people might mistake her quietness as such.

And Viola is the haughty one - elegant as a princess, with a flair for the dramatic. Absolutely goes in the back room to gossip about her customers and secretly judge them, and does the "oh-hohoho!" anime woman laugh.

I had so much fun designing them! I'm particularly fond of the shapes I came up with for their antennae, I think it very subtly matches their personalities ^^

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Yo, can these bots stop following my page? Seriously, it’s getting annoying having to delete them on a daily business

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Writing Commissions!

I am thinking of opening up writing commissions! I need to raise some money for my car, so I'm going to start putting together a way to raise that money by writing things for people. Stories, character descriptions, dialogue, scripting - I'll write just about anything (but I will have my limits)!

If anyone could spread the word, I would be very happy! Of course, once I'm done figuring out pricing and such. Any help is greatly appreciated! Some examples I have are in the folder below:

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Come on, Team Gear! Let's win this Splatfest!

my partner keeps losing splatfest battles so I drew him this to help him win and he said it worked

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So I had a dream

So It all started when I was in some sort of penthouse with two celebrities, whom will remain nameless. They look to me and ask if I would like to watch them commit relations in some room. I told them I had to use the restroom beforehand, and so I leave the room to search for a porcelain throne.

There was no bathroom in this penthouse, so I asked some other random guy and his girl if they knew where a bathroom was. They took me downstairs into an AMC hallway. Theatres 7, 8, and 9 lay in front of me, with a bathroom off to the side. I entered, and the bathroom was destroyed. Toilets were cracked and leaking, urinals crumbled to dust, sinks spewing, the ceiling was leaking, and green mold was growing everywhere. Disappointed, I left to continue my search.

As I left the house, I approached my old high school. My boss from my job was walking to the school. I did not want to deal with my boss, so I ran across the school field to avoid confrontation. A black SUV drove up to me. It's 3 of my friends and my uncle, leaving the school (we are all adults, so I do not know why we were still in school). Apparently my running across the school field had become a huge mystery to the school, and everyone was talking about it. Still, I walked on in search of a place to relieve myself.

What seemed like hours later, I found myself outside of my home state. I came across a dilapidated house. I could not take it and decided to go towards it, thinking nobody would care if I dropped a "package" in an abandoned house. As I stepped onto the lawn, the old guy from Monster House started yelling at me. I walk away into the street and almost get hit by some guy in a flying red Tesla. Then the old guy, along with his apparent granddaughter and her child walked into this random house. I followed, hoping to finally find the prophesized potty.

What I discovered was some sort of Mexican bar, with some competition of eating peppers in the middle. With no bathroom in sight, somehow, I slumped into a chair and watched burly men cry over some spicy bois. I left, sulking and depressed, hoping, praying for a white dookie eater.

As I stumble in the road, I think to myself, "There is no way they waited for me." But now I did not care for the celebrities getting it on. I wanted, NEEDED, to blast ass. I looked around and found myself on my street. I was home. Yes! Sweet relief. As I unlocked my door, I opened it and stepped inside, into the light of the savior.

And then I woke up. No celebrity lovin, no dump dropping, no nothing.

If you managed to read all of this, I apologize for wasting your time. But my fictional story of impossible circumstances must be told.

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I'm glad I can be in on the hype for Splatoon 3

It's just so nice to finally play a Splatoon game at the beginning of its life. The Splatoon community, as far as I have experienced, is just a fun community. I love seeing the people I just played a Turf War or a shift of Salmon Run with in the lobby and swim around in squid mode with all of them. Plus being here to rank up at the beginning is much better than joining Splatoon 2 in the middle.

Anyways, pointless rant is over. Splat time!

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I found this cute new anime so naturally I had to make a little gal about it. it's me. I'm the little gal kjsdfh

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My honey!!

made a fake screenshot because you know me. if it's obscure and I like it, I'm gonna make something about it kdjfh

this style is actually really fun to emulate~