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[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

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more adhd things

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apparently there was a scrapped "half-bound" form for Hoopa (probably only meant for the anime) which wouldn't be funny except it looked like this

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Sketch Comm for DrBlueCat !!!

Posted using PostyBirb

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Devout Artisan

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FURRY SHOES!?!? (artist moxuan zhang)

If you were a furry which of thies shoes would you wear?

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What the fuuuuck

Text recounting of the full events below but oh my god please watch this person explain the wildest thing happening to them

[image text]r/trueoffmychest post by CptnSpaceCase

Today my aide cooked what should not be cooked

I have to get this out, because today feels like an actual nightmare I keep expecting to wake up from.

I'm disabled, and need help with stuff around the house. Today was the second day with a new agency and new home health aide, "Tina." I set it up so she would come by in the morning while I'm sleeping (insomnia is killer), and I texted her last night what I would need done today.

One of those things was to roast some precut squash I'd gotten so I could have it with my salads and pasta. I was very clear in my instructions: what it looked like, where it was in the fridge, how to use the oven, how to cook it. I also have a roommate who was up and told her she could ask them for help if she couldn't find anything. Or come get me if truly necessary.

Now, I have three pet ball pythons. They eat rats that I thaw from frozen in the fridge in a reusable plastic bag. Yes, that's where I'm going with this.

Tina couldn't find the squash, and so, obviously, that meant she should roast the first other thing she could see that was technically also encased in plastic, in a completely different area of the fridge. The FUCKING RATS. In butter and salt, in my nice baking dish.

And like, that's insane all on its own, but if you're going to cook any animal, you should at least clean and skin it first, right??? Like, do the crazy, disgusting thing properly so I can respect the effort, instead of sticking them in as is. Fur and guts and all.

And the smell. Good God baby Jesus the SMELL. It woke me up and had me gagging the moment I opened my bedroom door. Definitely not squash. Or food-smelling for that matter. At first I thought the squash had spontaneously rotted overnight and she'd tried to cook it anyway. That would have been slightly less insane and much preferable.

I had to pull it out of her what she was cooking instead when she said she couldn't find it (it was in plain sight), had to open the oven and see my snakes' dinners in place of my own and still couldn't process what the fuck was happening, what I was looking at and smelling. I don't like yelling at people and generally avoid it. Today was a day for exceptions. And at the end of my half-crazed, dissociative rant, I told her to get the whole dish and its contents and herself out of the fucking house. And to not come back.

Suffice to say, I've contacted the agency to report it and am requesting a new aide. Now I'm sitting at a cafe trying to calm down and eat something despite the scent memory that's taken up permanent residence and turning my stomach. The whole house reeks like musty, sewage-dipped pork that had been left out for a whole day before being cooked in rancid oil, and I'm not sure Febreeze is gonna cut it. I don't want to go home. 🫠😭

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Glanced at a guy reading Anne frank and he immediately asked me my name And what course I was and told me about how he's 3 years into his OJT and that Anne frank is a lovely book and how I should write my own diary to leave behind a legacy. And then when he recommended I read it and I said I was still going through Gilgamesh, he was like "that's impressive. I really recommend the catechism"

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Edit: there's now 13 of 15 slots open!!

Any more information about payment methods and other stuff on dms!!

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I hope wherever the artist Devorah Noir went, she is living her best life, and vanished into obscurity but found obscurity comfortable and safe. One worries, y'know? It's been years and she just vanished. I just hope she's fine.