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he's just like me fr

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Fuck streaming services, I want physical media with extra material! I want behind-the-scenes, I want commentator tracks, I want deleted scenes, I want alternative endings, I want BLOOPERS!

Gimme my damn bloopers back!

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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

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more girls write songs about jerking off nowwww

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well i want someone to talk to 24/7 to drag around and go places with me and maybe it’s codependency mixed with desire but i just want someone to stick with me for life

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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

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sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

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i honestly wish yall would go into a new dark age and have the equivalent of the burning of the library of alexandria

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I was rejected for a job 😭😭😭

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penis blown clean off in a tasteful and marketable fashion

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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

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Fuck streaming services, I want physical media with extra material! I want behind-the-scenes, I want commentator tracks, I want deleted scenes, I want alternative endings, I want BLOOPERS!

Gimme my damn bloopers back!

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women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)