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prof.hidgens: SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA

everyone: uhhh

paul: MOaNa make wAY make wAY gather the cOcUnut

everyone: UH UH

paul: consider its trEES

everyone else: TRees

everyone: aknxowksx and NO ONE LEAVES

bill: its the cIRcle of liFe

in conclusion paul (tgwdlm) new a musical better than everyone else

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I literally screamed

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hey does anyone want a,

Redvine

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honestly my favourite hogwarts house is jigglypuff

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there’s

lots to

learn

ho oh oh ho ho

ho oh oh ho ho

HA

...

OX LIKE ME

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nobody:

ron: DID SOMEBODY SAY RON WEASLEY

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Albus: dad, I'm in a relationship..

Harry: oh that's great! Who is she?

Albus: erm.. its he actually.

Harry: erm.. okay.. whatever makes you happy. Who is he?

Albus: ....scorpius malfoy

Harry: ....

Harry: *calls draco* we got a problem...

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everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

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when the inevitable harry potter remake happens i hope daniel radcliffe plays, like, filch

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in this challenging times we all need memes

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Draco: Idiot!

Draco: *kisses Harry*

Harry: We need to pick new pet names for each other.

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excuse me

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Hi could please help me find a fic? From what I can remember, Harry and Draco are sending their sons, Albus and Scorpius, to Hogwarts and Scorpius feels up a girl and makes a rude comment. This spurs Hermione and some other witches to want to have a talk about respect w/ the Hogwarts boys. They ask D to do it because Herm thinks he's been though something similar before, and D reveals he was r*ped by a death eater. H finds out and D says that the things Harry does helps him forget. Thanks a lot!

Hello nonnie~ I haven’t read this fic so I hope my lovely followers can help you :)

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my amazing mutual @drarry is a fucking genius, and this is 100% from their text post . too dark? probably. i still laughed. 

this was uploaded early, the hi-res version, and the .psd were all part of june’s rewards on my patreon! i also take requests and hold polls over there.

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Baby Malfoy: M... M-

Narcissa: mommy? Mom?

Baby Malfoy: m-my father will hear about this!

Narcissa: burn it