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all the time

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when we think of courtesan shen yuan au, its very easy to think "he would not fucking do that." But honestly? I can see it.

He doesn't have sex with any of his customers, no. He's too proud and "straight" for that. But he can entertain them with music and stories. He can serve them tea and smile and ask about their day. And that alone would make him more popular than anyone else at the brothel.

And I think people would go in with the plan to fuck him, but the second they bring up the idea of sleeping together, Shen Yuan raises an eyebrow and gives that 'how can you even ask something like that?' face and they immediately feel guilty and say haha that was just a joke,,..

every interaction goes like

customer: i really enjoyed spending time with you, can we go to bed now?

shen yuan: *gives a disappointed look*

customer, about to cry: OR NOT! YOUR COMPANY ALONE IS ENOUGH! you were telling me about this 'airplane' authour?? please continue

he's been the most popular worker at a brothel for like 5 years and no one has ever bed him

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'I am forever your most devoted believer.'

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xie lian is so lucky........

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sketchy Xie Lian.

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''In real life, it's left unsaid. Outside of a dream, you don't come to me like this.''

Here is my art for @matsinko 's amazing fic for the Scum Villain Big Bang, just in time for Valentine's Day! Make sure to check it out here

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Something born from a convo on twt

(Bingmei is still The Emperor and The HHP Palace Master but he spends more time with his family and house duties, and working hard into his dream of having a BIG family)

The tweet that inspired this, which I very much agree, omega Binghe supremacy

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me and who😔🥀

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Together forever

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Blood

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CLARA BECAUSE IT IS LIKE SUMMER FOR ME

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A future stand with a hanging flashlight💖

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Pei ming : haha I like your weapon.

Xie lian : If you knew where it came from, you wouldn't want it.

Me, reading that scene : it's probably something like 'it's from the demon realm' lol.

Me after finding out where xie lian got Ruoye from :

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College au where for reasons, Chu Wanning and Shen Qinqiu have to impart classes to each others' class

It was a subject in particular, very especific, they were Friends and decided this was the best course of action, it won't take more than a month

Except that they can't deal with 3 of the other's students in particular

This is all caused by the shared misunderstanding between both groups that their teachers are dating because they wouldn't trust anyone else that much (Except, that they have done this before, just that not to an "outsider")

Mo Ran and Shi Mei seem to have a silent agreement that their teacher can't date this one guy, and Xue Meng believes his Shizun deserves better

Yingying has been supporting Luo Binghe's quest for their teacher's heart for too long to let him fail like this, Binghe is full on plotting posible murderer and Ming Fan has been to Chu Wanning's office, such a mess of a man is not deserving of their Shizun

Worst part?

Neither Sqq not Cwn will believe each other about it

"Binghe being dificult? Class rep and model student Binghe?"

"Mo Ran... Well, yes, he's himself, but Xue Meng? He could never do such a thing"

Then, the shizunfuckers Mo Ran and Binghe go both to visit their teacher for particular reasons (bs they came up with because they missed them), learn about the problem they're having and switch to try and destroy each others' group because no one is allowed to bully their Shizun

Mo Ran learns that trying to roast Binghe is usless because the guy somehow makes that be witnessed by both teachers and is a master of crocodile tears, Shizun please don't be mad, he didn't start this!

Binghe barely comes out alive of all the rumours that surround him nowadays, since when was he heterosexual?! Much less have 300 girlfriends! Shizun please don't look at him like that or he will cry for real!

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Now I think of the chronically ill Shen Yuan who has those moments when his body fails and he needs to sit down, drink water and control himself, and his family insists he have a service dog- And it's not that he doesn't find dogs adorable, they are!! But he doesn't have the time or desire to actually take care of a dog! It's a service animal, yes, but Shen Yuan doesn't want pets!

... Then Bingge comes into his life. The emperor, Luo Binghe, who suddenly begins to act like, literally, a service dog.

Sometimes he can't even feel the blood parasites. Sometimes, before Shen Yuan even starts to feel depressed and on the verge of fainting, Binghe can smell it. It's like, he knows something strange is happen- and many times that peculiar smell in the air next to his A-Yuan follows him practically fainting in his arms like a princess. Sometimes it's a complete faint, other times Shen Yuan just loses his strength, other times he just needs to sit down.

Luo Binghe casually comments on this when Shen Yuan says it's strange that he's always there to catch him before he falls. Because before Binghe, Shen Yuan could feel those episodes coming, but sometimes they were too abrupt and fast, and he actually ended up on the floor at least twice a week. And now he always falls into Binghe's arms!

And Luo Binghe might comment to him like: ah, the air around A-Yuan smells different before he fades away.

And Shen Yuan must feel humiliated in this fate thing because he didn't want a service dog!! But look at him now!! Binghe can sense that he is having an episode, he catches it, gives him water, medicine, sometimes injections if he really needs it. What was this?! A service boyfriend!? Even worse!!

... Well, Shen Yuan won't complain too much. Eh. At least Binghe can feed himself (and buy and get his own food and cook the best delicacies Shen Yuan ever tasted), and he doesn't have to take him out for walks every day... although if he buy him some, ahem, toys and collars in which Binghe has shown interest.

That... That's better than he expected. And, well, maybe his Binghe is like a huge puppy sometimes, but still!!!

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Say yes to my traditional happy family!

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Devil May Cry

By shouxianwu135 (lofter)