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"Reblog in the correct tumblr blog" challenge and i keep failing omg

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barbie movies quotes

in celebration of the barbie (2023) movie these are quotes from barbie animated movies. as usual, you're free to change whatever will make it make sense for your rp.

" this year i want everything to change. "

" did they kiss you? they kissed you, didn't they? are they a good kisser? "

" today i found a note in my locker from a secret admirer. "

" i'm totally the most boring person i know. "

" just to set the record straight , i do wash my clothes! "

" sometimes what's real is something you can't see. "

" no one can make you feel inferior. not without your consent. "

" you stepped on eight of my toes! i only have four left! "

" are they not the dreamiest? "

" true courage is pursuing your dreams even when everyone else says it's impossible. "

" i am not a baby anymore! "

" come sit. i want to show you something. "

" every star is there for a reason. they don't have to fit in with the other stars to be important, they just have to be themselves. "

" i'm fine. i really just wanna go home. "

" i don't think this dress is right for a masked ball. "

" you can't keep away from the world forever. "

" _____ , you can create anything you imagine. "

" you have wonderful ideas. your ideas. "

" it's you i love, if you'll have me. "

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twst en sentence stater

quotes from the disney mobile game 'twisted wonderland' taken from this twitter. as always, change as you see fit.

" certainly.. your secret's safe with me... heh heh heh. "

" YESSS! i wanna hit up more anime sites! "

" nooo! if you're not going , i'm bailing! "

" i grabbed the nearest tool and bashed it against the door so hard it busted open. "

" cake me , baby! "

" what a load of hot garbage. "

" O WELL. guess i'd better figure out what i'm doing this weekend, what with my LACK OF PLANS... gonna be boresville over here... "

" hmph. i grew out of such childishness one month after i was born! "

" what is it? do you wish to lodge another complaint? "

" may i give you a hug and a kiss? "

" ugh , bunch of casuals. you know nothing of a nerd's heart. "

" look , can we just get this over with? i could cut the awkwardness with a knife... "

" hmph. i don't buy that shady smile for a second. "

" ahahahahahaha! wow , you can't even beat that level? what a casual! "

" WUT. who would ever love this world?! it's a dump! "

" eliminate! eliminate! ELIMINATE! ELIMINATE! "

" the world totally sucks as it is. "

" you want to play video games? "

" NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE. "

" I'M GONNA DOXX YOU AND MAKE YOU REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. "

" our journey together ends here... let's make it a parting to remember! "

" I HAVE NOT ACCEPTED YOU! "

" eeek! cut it out! how can something so cute be so violent?! "

" i didn't ask for this job , you know. i could be grinding out an event with my favorite character RIGHT NOW. "

" quiet. something strange is goin' on. i can feel it. "

" ah pimples... a symbol of youth. they do have their own charm. "

" you don't hurt me, i don't hurt you. capiche? "

" is that anyway to greet the guy who's lap you've been snorin' on for three hours? "

" AAAUGH! SHUT! UP! "

" that's disgusting. get changed. "

" you think you're real slick, don'tcha? "

" yes , MOM... "

do i look like someone who can make that happen?! "

" just be careful not to get hurt , okay? neh heh heh. "

"thanks. you're precious. "

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twilight sentence starters

series of quotes from the twilight series. as always, change around as you see fit. slightly nsfw.

“ you better hold on tight, spider monkey. “

“ you’re like my own personal brand of heroin. “

“ this is skin of a killer , _____. “

“ _____! where the hell have you been loca?! “

“ stop trying to take your clothes off! “

“ it might be too late for my soul...but i will protect yours! “

“ every second that i’m with you is about restraint. “

“ i’m exactly right for you , _____. it would be as easy as breathing with me. “

“ so , this party... will there be strippers? “

“ how you liking the rain , girl?! “

“ i know things. like how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth. “

“ is it not enough to have a long and happy life with me? “

“ um...i had an adrenaline rush. it’s very common. you can google it. “

“ i’m only afraid of losing you. i feel like you’re gonna disappear. “

“ anything you need? tour guide? lunch date? shoulder to cry on? “

“ i gotta say it , _____ , you’re a freak show. “

“ come back to me please , baby. “

“ no measure of time with you will be long enough. but lets start with forever. “

“ i wasn’t born to follow you or anyone else! “

“ it wasn’t an idea , it was a snide comment... ”

“ oh my god , _____. i’m a virgin! “

“ _____! kiss me. i’m asking you...to kiss me. “

“ you are...well , not exactly the love of my life , because i expect to love you for much longer then that. the love of my existence. “

“ i want to be a monster too. “

“ that’s an intriguing idea , but no. “

“ where i come from , it is the way one says ‘ i love you ‘. “

“ hate...i don’t hate you. i don’t particularly like you but.. “

“ _____ , i envy you. “

“ tried to walk and chew gum at the same time again , _____? “

“ you kept me waiting long enough. “

“ and so the lion fell in love with the lamb...”

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fake dating starter meme

series of quotes centered around the age old fake dating trope. as always, change around as you see fit.

“ let me get this straight ... you want me to pretend to be your partner? “

“ if we want to make this look real , you have to hold my hand! ”

“ so , what’s our ‘ backstory ‘? how did we ‘ get together ‘? “

“ come closer , i want to take a romantic selfie to make it my phone background. it’ll help us look more legit. “

“ we’ll do this just for a week , i promise! “

“ i need you to pretend to be my partner...please? “

“ i think someone’s on to us! “

“ we’re coming up to the end here...ready to ‘break up’ soon? “

“ do i call you ‘babe’? or do you want like, ‘sweetheart’ or ‘my babywaby dearie poo’ or something? “

“ hey , you’re my date tonight , remember? “

“ h-hey! we said no feelings , remember? “

“ you so owe me big time for doing this for you! “

“ fuck , they’re starting to suspect us...quick kiss me! “

“ i’m sorry but...i can’t do this anymore. “

“ i...i think i’ve fallen in love with you...”

“ i can not wait for this to be over so i don’t have to deal with you anymore! “

“ if we’re going to be ‘dating’ than you’re going to have to look a lot better than this. “

“ uh , you said by the end of this we’ll be ‘broken up’. so why the hell did you propose to me instead?! “

“ hotel room with one bed? are you kidding me, my life’s a cliche...”

“ i’m sorry , okay?! i can’t help my emotions! you think i wanted to fall for you?! ”

“ this has been a lot of fun , honestly! “

“ i figured if we’re going to do this , we might as well have some fun! so i got us matching couples track suits. “

“ if anyone asks , just say we met on a dating site. “

“ is it sad this has been my healthiest relationship yet and it’s not even real? “

“ can we please keep the flirting with other people to a minimum? you’re going to blow our cover! “

“ that’s your ex? well...how about we show them what they’re missing? “

“ okay, ground rules: 1. don’t be overly touchy. 2. don’t flirt with anyone else. 3. don’t fall in love with each other. “

“ i’m not jealous! we’re not even dating, why would i be jealous? i’m so not jealous! ”

“ what if we weren’t ‘fake’ dating anymore but...real dating instead? “

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frida kahlo starter meme

quotes from mexican painter, frida kahlo taken from the book ‘ pocket frida kahlo wisdom: inspirational quotes and wise words from a legendary icon ‘. as always, feel free to change around whatever you see fit.

“ painting completed my life. “

“ to paint is the most terrific thing that there is , but to do it well is very difficult. “

“ i was born a bitch. “

“ i think little by little i’ll be able to solve my problems and survive. “

“ what doesn’t kill me , nourishes me. “

“ i tried to drown my sorrows , but the bastards learned how to swim. “

“ drink to forget , but now...i do not remember what. “

“ whenever i speak with you i end up by dying more , a little more. “

“ take a lover that looks at you like maybe you’re magic. “

“ i leave you my portrait so that you will have my presence all the days and nights that i am away from you. “

“ love me a little. i adore you. “

“ i love you more than my own skin , and that even though you don’t love me as much , you love me a little anyways -- don’t you? ”

“ you missed the opportunity to be happy. “

“ your hands shook me. “

“ there is nothing more precious than laughter. “

“ tragedy is the most ridiculous thing. “

“ i hope the exit is joyful -- and i hope never to come back. “

“ life is either a daring adventure or nothing. “

“ i could kill that guy and eat it afterwards... “

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Fake dating memes?

whoa! my askbox is telling me this was sent to me august 5th, 2020 but tumblr JUST notified me of this today...? so strange! so, sorry random person who probably thought i ignored them for over one whole year, i just...didn’t know (or see?) that this was here. i have another meme already in the works/on the brain, but i’ll do this one right after because i love fake dating!

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animal crossing quotes

quotes taken from animal crossing wiki; which means these can be found in any of the games. this may be a multipart-er. change around as you see fit.

“ i guess this means you like my place , huh? “

" so i wanted to talk to you ... but i forgot what i was going to say. “

“ i'm jealous i wish i were popular enough for people to gossip about. “

" ... may i chew on your hair? "

" it's my second time running into you today! the first was in your dreams! “

" don't worry. i've always got time for you. “

" i do enjoy chatting with you , _____. i really do , you know. “

" i'm so happy you're coming to my place today , _____. i’ll have to brag about it later to _____. “

" is everything all right? you look kind of tired. “

“ nice night out , isn't it! "

" it's a little embarrassing for me knowing that you're inspecting everything in my room. "

" i love to get my groove on! “

" you there!? c'mon , is anyone home? "

“ yeah , let's party all night long! “

" HIHOWAREYOUI'MPRETTYGOODI'MGOINGFORAWALKTOWORKOFFTHISCOFFEEBUZZ'KBYE! "

“ you have GOT to go! GOT! TO! “

" it's raining - but not on this parade! "

" hey , do you know if anyone makes floaty things that show off muscle instead of hiding it? "

“ the rumblin' in my tummy tells me i'm about to chow down! gobble time in 3...2...1... “

" just a guy and a girl hanging out together is enough to get rumors started , isn't it? “

“ hey , _____ check me out! ... no , i'm not talking about my clothes! i wanted you to appreciate my rippling muscles! “

" does it make you happy , running around , irritating people all day? huh? "

“ deep breaths ... ok. now tell papa what's up , _____. "

“ hee hee! did i surprise you? “

" well , it's time for me to hit the ol' dust trail! “

" if you do the same thing every day , your body and soul will get stale. “

" how goes it , _____! if i may be so bold , you're looking as cool as a fair number of cucumbers. "

“ i will suffer your slings and arrows no more , _____!"

“ i never imagined you would give me a supportive push. "

“ right now i feel that my heart is broken and will never be fixed again... "

“ incidentally , some friendly advice: when you send flowers to a girl , remember which one it was... "

“ are we actually going to ? “

“ don't ask me about it. i have no future comment! "

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stardew valley quotes

random quotes taken from stardew valley. platonic & romantic. some may be suggestive. all quotes found on stardew valley wiki. change around as you see fit.

“ my arms are really sore , but that's the sign of progress for someone like me. i must've done a thousand push-ups yesterday. ”

“ hey , _____. that's right , i remember your name. ”

“ hey , do you wanna hang out with me at the beach some time ? “

 “ Hey _____. did you do something different with your hair ? something keeps grabbing my attention. ”

“ i'd ask you to throw the ball around , but you don't really seem like the sports type. ”

“ i finally took the plunge ... i've decided to stop putting gel in my hair. i wouldn't want to be friends with someone who only liked me because i have gel in my hair. ”

“ i don't always understand why others act the way they do , but that's fine. ”

“ ... you want to get more serious ? i feel the same way. “

“ i don't know if i can trust you anymore , but i'm willing to give you a chance. ”

“ what am i thankful for ? i'll show you when we get back home ...”

“ look at us, with our little _____. we make a cute couple.”

“ hey. maybe it's the golden light , but you look beautiful today.”

“ i never had many friends in town ... i sometimes wonder how i'd end up if you never moved here. ”

“ this place is my home now ... i'm happy here.”

“ i cooked dinner last night. it actually turned out okay ! but i did make a huge mess in the kitchen ... ”

“ there are only two things i like about this town. one of them is the beach. the other one is a secret ! ”

“ ew , you're all dirty. ”

“ you look like you've been doing a lot of hard work. why don't you take the rest of the day off ? ”

“ the weather's too horrible to get out of bed. ”

“ _____ , you look rugged today. i like it. ”

“ i felt like i had no direction in life before i met you. now i have exactly what i want. ”

“ you look like you've been working hard , dear. let me help you de-stress. ” 

“ as a little kid , i always dreamed that one day , i would climb to the summit with my true love , and share a kiss. ”

“ you know , _____ ... i think the future looks bright for both of us. ”

 “ i consider the bees and butterflies to be my special friends ! ”

“ hi , _____ ! we've become decent friends , haven't we ? this may sound weird , but i've always been certain this would happen. ”

“ i don't have any huge plans for life. i prefer not to stress about the future. ” 

“ you're such a nice person , _____ ! thanks for being my friend. ”

“ can you believe we're about to move in together ? i've never lived with anyone but my family. it's ... exciting. ”

“ ah , that aroma ! it can only be you. it's a good smell. ”

“ it was our destiny to be together ... i believe that with all my heart ! ”

“ i'm kind of new to this town myself , but i really feel at home. i moved here only a year before you. ”

“ oh , _____ ! i was hoping you'd show up. it's always a pleasure to see you. ”

“ i know that i am kind of an ' oddball '. i hope you don't mind. ”

“ _____ , i was just thinking about you. maybe you sensed it. “

“ come here , let me massage your back. you look tense. ”

“ when i behold thy wondrous face , a precious jewel of form and grace , my heart ... torn by the dread of night , is purified with golden light. poetry is the only way i can begin to describe my feelings for you. ”

“ you're ice cold ! let me keep you warm. ”

“ i feel burnt out in your absence. but when i hear that sound of muddy boots on wood , my heart rises from the ash. ”

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snap cube’s sonic 06 fandub starters meme

these are from youtuber snapcube’s real time fandub of sonic 06. change around as you see fit ! tw: implied drug use

“ lets get litty in this bitch. “

“ i will light this bitch up right now. “

“ we’re gonna get higher than a kite tonight ! “

“ yes , _____ , i got your bitch ! “

“ well , _____ , go read a book or something ! “

“ see ya , idiot ! “

“ maaaaaaaaybe something with ... sprinkles. “

“ i can fly ? what ?! “

“ aww , we missed him again ! we always miss the ice cream aircraft , _____ ! “

“ we can play so much fortnite in here , dude ! “

“ the new rage is doki doki literature club battle royale. “

“ look into this orb , inside you’ll see the future. in your future it looks like you’ll kiss seven girls. lucky for you. “

“ if you were a true copy of me , you’d know i’m gay. “

“ ugh , i just want to sleep , please. “

“ aww , i fucking feel you there , buddy. “

“ were you talking about fortnite ? no , no i’m not even going to pretend you were talking about fortnite. i just really love bringing up my favorite game whenever i can. “

“ well i’m not a gamer , so maybe they’ll respect me ? “

“ that just makes you a beta cuck. “

“ i’m an alpha gamer. “

“ have you ever interacted with a woman in your life , _____ ? “

“ robots in the sky ! it’s like that one dream i had once about robots in the sky ! “

“ tell it to us in excruciating detail , _____. “

“ all of the gamers ... all of the gamers will be on OUR side ! we’ll have an army of gamers to take on the world with ! “

“ oh my god this is , is this what a ... what a tree looks like ? it’s beautiful. is that a rock too !? fuck yeah , this place rules ! “

“ uh ... oh ! you’re not my boyfriend ! get out of here , ew ! “

“ this is the worst , this is the actual worst , i want to go home. “

“ my whole good mood is ruined , i hope you’re happy with yourself. “

“ hands are so important. when was the last time you washed your hands ? i haven’t washed mines in four days. “

“ _____ ! wait ... how do i know your name ?! “

“ speak for yourself , motherfucker. “

“ i can never stop thinking ... it sends me into a fit. always analyzing , always so superior to everyone around me. i know so much , _____ , my brain is too good for this world. “ 

“ you can’t stop our love ! “

“ ... yup , i can kill you. “

“ that’s a fitting punishment , i think , for stealing my boyfriend ! i’ll fill your stomach with rocks ! “

“ hoooly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit , wow ! “

“ what the fuck does that even mean ? those string of words just absolutely mean nonsense to me. “ 

“ ________ , guess what ? i can never die ! “

“ oh no ! i’m having a flashback ! “

“ i’m more of a coke of cola fan. “

“ now everyone’s my boyfriend ! “

“ hey ? wanna join me ? you guys wanna start a polyamorous marriage ? “

“ hey ! hey ! do you wanna go out ? “

“ smash that like button. “

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fe3h sentence starters meme

these are quotes taken from various supports between the characters of the video game fire emblem: three houses. feel free to change around the quotes as you see fit!

“ my goodness. sword training again today ? don't overdo it , all right ? “

“ _____. i'm sorry to ask this of you , but ... will you lend me a hand ? “

“ you shouldn't be so disappointed in yourself. you're improving too , you just need to keep at it. “

“ but ... i have no right to stand beside you. “

“ you can't just spy on people while they're singing without even saying anything ! it's not right ! “

“ i just wanted to ... help you out ... so that ... ok , fine ! I'm bribing you. “

“ _____ ! are you ... blushing ? “

“ i don't know. shut up. i'm not blushing. “

“ oh ! yes , i suppose — i mean , sure , it'd be — that is ... it would be my pleasure to , ah — to dine? with you? i mean , i ... um ... “

“ are you still worrying over what I said to you before? “

“ did you hear , _____ ? there's been another theft in the pantry ! “

“ _____ ! i --- i was just ... hey , hang on a second ... did you come here to feed the cat too ? “

“ i'm a defender of the helpless ! you really think i'd steal some food for a cat ? i got it by fighting an old guy in the dining hall ! i won it fair and square ! “

“ hey there. still studying , are we ? isn't it past your bedtime ? “

“ whatever it is you think you're treating me like , it's unendingly annoying. “

“ sounds awfully lonely to only talk to those whom you have business with. do you really dislike talking to people that much ? “

“ please don't ... this is making me a little uncomfortable. “

“ what the — are you telling me a story? “

“ mmm ... mmm ... ah ! meat is the best ! veggies and fish are great too , but , uh , there’s nothing quite like a good cut of meat. “

“ you’re pretty touchy , huh ? it’s probably because you’re hungry ! “

“ it seems the more time i spend eating with you , the less likely we are to become friends. “

“ yes , your radiant smile shall illuminate all the world ! with me by your side , you will not be able to help it ! “

“ in fact , i’ve ... begun somewhat to think of you as rather something more. “

“ huh ? sorry , what did you say ? “

“ while your passion may be admirable , it is sadly misdirected. this matter takes priority. return to your hobby when your duty is done. “

“ i watched you training earlier. pitiful display. “

“ hey ! why don't you just shut up about it ? I can control myself. “

“ ah, well. no cure for stupidity. i suppose i'll just have to rein him in myself. “

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mst3k sentence starters meme

these are quotes taken directly from various seasons from the hit comedic science fiction / film critic show ‘ mystery science theater 3000 ‘. you may change around quotes as you see fit !

“ six year olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can’t be beat. “

“ you know , ants can carry entire watermelons. and big chicken legs. happened in the flintstones. “

“ you were only here for ten minutes ! “

“ uh --- oh ! that’s no way to treat your clothes ! “

“ but that’s how they treat me ! “

“ there’s a new testament in town ! “

“ where you going with that gun in your hand ? “

“ music ?! why here ?! why now ?! why us ?! “

“ it might just be the wine , _____ , but you’re a pretty man ... “

“ _____, no ! you must’n ! “

“ he has a haunting ugliness ... “

“ there’s 80,000 of them and seven of us. “

“ i want to hurt this movie. but i can never hurt it the way it’s hurt me ! “

“ they really have captured the grandeur of white guys walking in herds. “

“ you’re watching _____ television ! all _____ , all the time ! “

“ why does he have to kill them to prove his point ? can't he just show them a pie chart or something ? “

“ ‘ no dancing. not allowed. ‘ this is just like footloose ... “

“  oooh ! _____ ! we gotta get outta here, _____ ! “

“ okay , let's get funky now. “

“ why , why can't i get a baked potato before five in this town ? “

“ hey , you're giving away the plot ! “

“ ahh , _____ wrote that so they could get laid. “

“ oh , sure — HUH ?! “

“ i'll never understand white people... “

“ well , i learned somethin' , _____: i learned that doctors don't care. “

“ hey , i'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me , and frankly ... i love it ! “

“ this guy's gonna die of nonchalance. “

“ ‘  maybe we could talk about it over a cup of coffee. ‘  would you like a c cup or a d cup of coffee ? “

“ well , mmm , gosh , i , mmm ... hmm. uh... “

“ ‘ i'm okay. i don't need a ride. ‘ what was i thinking ? it's like 47 miles ! “

“ ... and I like you because ...? “

“ okay , okay ! hee --- hee --- hee ... “

“ ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR STUPID , ROTTED SKULL , YOU DUMB MAN ?! “

“ i have no powers , but i can skip reasonably well ! “

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random sentence starters: the third

change around as you see fit!

“ i want to be like you. “

“ that is ... literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “

“ what’s the plan here ? “

“ please just ... come home. “

“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “

“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “

“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “

“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go--- “

“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “

“ we’re not friends. “

“ so , do you come here often or ... ? “

“ slow down , i just want to get to know you ... “

“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you ... you don’t even care ! “

“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “

“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “

“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment--- stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “

“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “

“ ... do you want to do something stupid with me ? “

“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “

“ sing me a song. “

“ did you do this ? “

“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “

“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “

“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “

“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “

“ god ... i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “

“ why are you leaving ? “

“ admit it ... i drive you wild. “

“ you’re so infuriating. “

“ i hate this town. “

“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “

“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “

“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “

“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “

“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “

“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but ... i really really like you. “

“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “

“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “

“ hey , hey , hey ... guess what ? “

“ you are my platonic soulmate. “

“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “

“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “

“ i can’t believe i fell in love ... like an idiot. “

“ i’ve never fallen in love before ... what’s it like ? “

“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells .... “

“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “

“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh ... well ... uh ... l --- let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down--- “

“ ... not many people really talk to me ... “

“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “

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tumblr posts sentence meme

went through my personal and took stuff from gif sets, text posts, photosets, etc. feel free to change around however you see fit!

‘ god , it’s so long. ‘

‘ it’s so hot , man. ‘ 

‘ i hope we never get to see each other again. ‘

‘ my problem is that i push people away and then hate them for leaving. ‘

‘ i can stop whenever i want. these are just choices. ‘

‘ all i’m saying is we both got $2 , if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from wendy’s and split it. ‘

‘ switching babies ? how hard can it be ? ‘

‘ i am gay but he’s not my boyfriend cause i can do much better than him. ‘

‘ oh you ‘ love ‘ your newborn child ? name three of their albums. ‘

‘ what the hell are you ? ‘

‘ i am [name] and you are mine. ‘

‘ may i offer any further ass ? ‘

‘ are you in the bathroom in the dark ? ‘

‘ suffer. ‘

‘ she puts the ‘ itch ‘ in bitch. ‘

‘ this is my lazy sunday ! ‘

‘ whoa ! he stole that guy’s pizza ! ‘

‘ you have the face of an angel. ‘

‘ ... pathetic. ‘

‘ why are you eating ice cream in the winter ? ‘

‘ she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second , smaller smug look underneath. ‘

‘ work , go home , internet , sleep. ‘

‘ god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things ! just sleeping ! it’s like a sleepover but every night , how sweet is that !!!! ‘

‘ i’m single and ready to flamingle ! ‘

‘ hahaha ! don’t expect mouth to mouth ! ‘

‘ do you think washers and dryers are like , actually friends or work friends ? ‘

[ screams at top of lungs ] ‘ i’m cool. i’m fine. ‘

‘ ammo ? more like BL --- AMMO ! ‘

‘ i almost fell down a well yesterday. ‘

‘ i support men’s rights. men’s rights to shut the fuck up. ‘

‘ so you’re breaking up with me because i’m too ... [hair color] ?! ‘

‘ i love you and i like you. ‘

‘ i’d marry you for your money in a minute. ‘

‘ my life sucks. i’m going to bed. ‘

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what should we plot?

send an emoji for the type of plotting you’d like to do. it’s highly encouraged to write a small description to accompany the emoji. multimuses should specify muses.

🌹   ---   romantic ship

🌺   ---   platonic ship

🌻   ---   familial ship

🌸   ---   other type of ship

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tell me something positive!

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