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wait why does my toaster look so yonic right now
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realtalk: i canโt wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent theyโd be, and like they donโt know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG
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ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right
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I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk
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Focusing on a small few individuals in the police force who are in the right isn't an exception but rather the rule when it comes to copaganda
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Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, โโฆWait a minute, I could be onto something here.โ
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OSHA violation rabbits
(he/him for Salem, purple bunny)
(she/her for Heather, pink bunny)
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