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Now and then I prayed again. I begged for forgiveness, though forgiveness for what I couldn't have said. I prayed to the Blessed Mother, to the saints. I murmured the Aves over and over until they became a senseless chant. And my tears were blood, and they left their stain on my hands when I wiped at my face.

---The Vampire Lestat

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interview with the vampire (2022-) 1.03 | is my very nature that of the devil

Your night had nothing to do with ridding the world of criminals, or finding some morality to buoy your existence. You're ashamed of what we are.

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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

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scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

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oxford comma baby i’m so sorry they said that about you i do give a fuck about you

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there's a conspiracy that destiel scene filmed the actors separately, maybe because jensen ackles is just THAT homophobic. thoughts?

i love that this avoids the more obvious answer of “they probably filmed separately because of covid” and skips straight to “jensen is so homophobic they couldnt film the scene together because he kept calling misha slurs.” just absolutely enamored

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In all seriousness, though, I know we’re all making fun of Destiel right now because Tumblr is Tumblr, but I’m not making fun of anyone who’s still a fan of it. Y’all were absolutely robbed. They writers teased and queer baited and mocked shippers for 12 years only to confirm it in the most homophobic way possible. That show was my comfort show for more years than I can remember, it was a massive part of my life, and I’m honestly pissed that they did this. Destiel shippers and honestly fans of the show in general should be absolutely livid and I’m right there with you

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the way that destiel confession would have gotten like 6 kudos on ao3

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you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

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all classification systems are ultimately arbitrary because no matter how objective we try to be, our attempts at categorizing the world are fundamentally rooted in the values we hold.

which brings me to my next point about horses being reptiles due to Vibes

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What wont 2020 give us

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Me: so anyway, everyone shipped an angel with this monster hunter-

Child: grandma what does this have to do with the 2020 election

Me:

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is he...yknow....*gestures downward to super hell*