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ooc: Aww-uh! I'm sorry anon! (And everybody) School has started again and taken up most of our lives (okay mostly just mine) and we're just now getting back into the hang of things! Things will be back to normal soon enough! In the meantime, everyone is free to ask us questions and things! We'll answer in time, and the more you ask, the more we'll post! Simple as that! c: 

-Alex

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(ooc: Ermagerd. Okay. So this is Alex's. Hamish's will come as soon as the lazy ass we like to call our Hamish finds the energy to do this.)

1. What does their bedroom look like?

Alex's bedroom is pretty simple. Brownish walls, queen sized bed on the right side of the room, window in the back, and a desk or dresser of some sort on the left side. It's slightly messy. Jim hates that, but Alex is all idgaf. 

2. Do they have any daily rituals?

Uhh, not really. Wake up, brush teeth, deodorant, pants, out the door.

3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

Ehh, he's not really enthusiastic about it, but he does. He'll go on the occasional walk, maybe run, and he's on the swim team, too. (JUST LIKE CARL POWERS AHAHAHA.)

4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Alex? Cooking? Fuck that. He'd probably burn the house down. I suppose if he was like /starving/ he'd order take out or something.

5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

His room has clothes and shit laying about, but nothing out of control. 

6. Eating habits and sample daily menu

Dear lordy. Uhh. I can see him eating chinese take out a lot.

7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

He doesn't really like to waste time all that often, but when he does, it's usually just napping and texting.

8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Get drunk erry night, fuck bitches. (Or in his case, Hamish.) Nah, but seriously. Drinking and partying is not against his morals. 

9. Makeup?

No, siree.

10. Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Ehh, he's bipolar?

11. Intellectual pursuits?

He'd like to train to be a surgeon maybe, if he can't carry on his dad's network.

12. Favorite book genre?

Mystery, fantasy, ehh. Dark themes? 

13. Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Bisexual, although he doesn't like to think of as any label. 

14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

None that I can really think of...

15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?

GOD DAMMIT. I HATE GOALS THEY REMIND ME OF HEALTH CLASS. But anyway. Uhh. Reach level 20 in Skyrim?

16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Well. I already told you about the criminal network and the surgeon thing, so... Finish high school?

17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Jeans, hoodies, button up shirts, tee shirts, other shit...

18. Favorite beverage?

Coke

19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Falling asleep.

20. Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Uhh, not really, but when he did get sick, he made Jim read him Grimm's Fairy Tales.

21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Turn ons: Adorableness, confidence, blue eyes, a willingness to take risk

Turn offs: clingyness, an overly strong sense of good, whininess

22. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

Probably some creepy stick figure or something.

23. How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

He's pretty organized, more or less, unless he's got something stressful going on, then he's a complete mess.

24. Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

He doesn't /really/ care much about school, though he gets rather good grades in each subject. He's better at sciences and math than history and english.

25. How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

He thinks he'll probably be off doing some mission for his dad in some far away country, or running the network himself. Hamish is completely out of the picture.

26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

Already answered.

27. What is their biggest regret?

Letting himself get romantically involved with Hammy.

28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Best friend: Hamish. Worst enemy: Himself (Woah, man. Shit just got deep) or perhaps maybe Jim or Seb...

29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Eh, the usual. He'd get his parents and get the fuck out, simple as that. 

30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

He'd mourn for a day or two, and get over it. 

31. Most prized possession?

He doesn't hold value to objects.

32. Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Enjoyable, but not essential.

33. Concept of home and family?

Same as material possessions

34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

He keeps to himself, usually. He holds the belief that showing emotion is showing weakness.

35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

Video games

36. What makes them feel guilty?

Lying to Hamish

37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

It's a 50/50, for the most part, but if you ask him, he'd say analytical.

38. Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

Type A

39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Sleeping

40. Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

Superiority complex

41. How misanthropic are they?

Not very

42. Hobbies?

Video games, swimming, running...

43. How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

He was home-schooled until high school, and then went to high school because Jim felt like it was better to be more social. (Or something like that)

44. Religion?

Atheist

45. Superstitions or views on the occult?

Bullshit

46. Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

Deeds. Definitely

47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

I don't know. Look at his boyfriend.

48. How do they express love?

Little things, like WEARING YOUR FAVORITE COLOR SO HE CAN MATCH YOUR EEEEEYYESS. .... Or something like that. 49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

LIKE MAKO'S COOL UNDER FIRE FIGHTING STYLE. THAT'S HOW.

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Alex Moran-Moritarty: I like Pina Colada.

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This

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Alex Moran-Moriarty: Well, I have a specific febreze bottle that I douse him with every time he comes into the same room as me, if that answers your question.

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Alex Moran-Moriarty: I did once, but he was so damn hyperactive, I couldn't go two steps without him pissing himself over a leaf. God damn, I hate dogs.

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Alex Moran-Moriarty: No, but he fucking chewed up one of my dad's favorite shoes.

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Alex Moran-Moriarty: I'd like to take over Papa's network, but if that doesn't work out, maybe I'll become a surgeon...

Hamish Watson-Holmes: Working for Scotland Yard seems like fun... Sorry, Alex.

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Dogs can't type.

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-Hamish

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Alex Moran-Moriarty: Big spoon represent!

Hamish Watson-Holmes: Little spoon.

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Dear person behind this blog: You are a genius, I am jealous, I totally wanted to do this, now it's too late :P

OOC: Thanks, Alex sort of came up with the idea. We were originally going to do MorMor, but we decided to do Parentlock instead. Yay! 

-Hamish

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WHAT

What the hell.

What the hell?

WHAT THE HELL?

WHAT????

-Alex Moran-Moriarty

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Alex Moran-Moriarty: Well, until we get drunk enough and make a gif of us fucking on here... Probably Behind the elephant exhibit at the zoo.

Hamish Watson-Holmes: No, what about that one time in- never mind, it was the zoo.

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What the hell....  -Hamish Watson-Holmes 

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Tr*nny is a really derogatory and transphobic slur.

OOC: How did I know I would hate for this? Anyways. I know this, but I don't think Alex is one to think twice about offending people. He kills people for a living. I'm sorry if I offended anybody, but I swear to you. Alex is not me, and I am not Alex.

-Alex

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So today my dad found a discarded unused tampon in my room

Now he's convinced I'm a tranny. Thanks a whole bunch, magic anon...

-Alex Moran-Moriarty

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Alex Moran-Moriarty: I play as an Imperial in Skyrim. I'm not really familiar with Dungeons and Dragons. 

Hamish Watson-Holmes: I just watch Alex...