dotshaft
Still in Anor Londo
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dotshaft · 12 hours ago
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an important message from our maid minto
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dotshaft · 14 hours ago
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40 minutes into A Brief Study of Branded. and she gives you this look
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dotshaft · 18 hours ago
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I hope that one day the flag of the usa is as reviled and repressed as the flag of nazi germany
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dotshaft · 20 hours ago
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dotshaft · 21 hours ago
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we smoking that
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dotshaft · 3 days ago
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it brings me absolutely no pleasure to announce this but tragically i have no choice: every time there's some new round of bellyaching about us evil trans women feminazis being too mean to men ill be feeding another innocent man to the piranha tank. sad but necessary [solemnly pulls the lever]
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dotshaft · 3 days ago
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goth patchy for me again cus its my birthday
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dotshaft · 3 days ago
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an important message from our maid minto
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dotshaft · 3 days ago
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dotshaft · 3 days ago
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a manga about an artist who wants to write a chess manga but doesn't know anything about chess, so she asks her chess pro friend to commentate games while she watches. the artist eventually concludes that she doesn't actually grasp chess well enough to work those games into a satisfying narrative and begins secretly pivoting the manga to being a diary about her time spent studying chess with her friend. eventually, the friend discovers this, but isn't especially surprised because she was deployed several months prior to the far western border, along the walls of blades, where the earth has been burned so flat that the wind whistles as though at sea. a profound emptiness, a wound in the land, an extracted place that bleeds itself hollow in puddles of wet dust, clinging to the boots of those miserable poor soldiers who greet death as coming home.
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dotshaft · 3 days ago
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the tv show "the torment nexus game is bad" being a poignant critique of wage slavery and class disparity and capitalism that is popularized in the west by big tv corporation bc it makes them money, then being turned into "the torment nexus game is bad: the game show" by the most souless and therefore most popular youtuber because it makes him money, so then big tv corporation makes their OWN "the torment nexus game is bad: the OFFICIAL game show" to make even more money off the "the torment nexus game is bad" fictional critique of capitalism tv show, and then it turns out that many allegations of torment nexus-like conditions come out of both reality tv game shows but there aren't any consequences. and then Bigger Corporation goes to the soulless youtuber and is like. lets make another "the torment nexus game is bad" -esque game show to make us a lot of money because the people stuck in the torment nexus love that shit. it's called "the torment nexus game is fun :-)" and then the writer of the "the torment nexus game is bad" posts on twitter that he fucking hates his own story and what it has become. you would think this is a plot from a heavy-handed early black mirror episode but it is unfortunately a plot from real life
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dotshaft · 3 days ago
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dotshaft · 3 days ago
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Fauna Finds Fatality's
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dotshaft · 4 days ago
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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make
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dotshaft · 4 days ago
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Dude imagine someone screaming their own name at climax. First middle and last
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dotshaft · 4 days ago
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"pluto is a planet" is to scientific misinformation like how "furries are cringe" is to queerphobia. like a seemingly inconsequential thing that lets me know that there exist situations where you'll slide into reactionary thought.
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dotshaft · 5 days ago
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