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I want a little vacuum cleaner that's specifically designed to suck up bugs and stuff

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you know it from anime and manga, it's boppy stroganoff

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i think elephants should arrange in a circle and point theire trunks at the center and start building energy

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That gets 5 big okay.... yay💜s from me big dawg

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e. honda was the only one of the original street fighters that could feasibly exist in real life

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*jerma voice* alright if i was a japanese speaker. what pronoun do you think i would use. serious answers only. (reading chat) Atai. Watashi. Waaaa...tashi. Watashi. Watashi. You'd use watashi. Jerma you're a watashi. You'd be a watashi. I think you'd use watashi. I think I'd use watakushi. I think so too. I'd be a watakushi ore hybrid mix.

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Is it still feederism if I don't care if they get bigger or not I just want them to have a nice dinner

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and I'm not gonna mow grass with long pants and a jacket on that would just be fucking weird

why is it 56°F outside this is stupid I need it to be at least 72°F I wanted to mow grass and drink beer today

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why is it 56°F outside this is stupid I need it to be at least 72°F I wanted to mow grass and drink beer today

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God I wish that were me...

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Baby thinks he needs feline leukemia

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

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Thoughts on electromagnetically propelled ballistics?

please pleasep please please please please please keep spending money on them i want to turn enemy fortifications into dust without high explosives i want to use the entire energy draw of a large city for a single shot it's economically viable please. ill be good

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tossing and turning and wailing in anguish on it

me when i'm in bed

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Get woke up by an public alert on my phone right after I go to bed

find out that these things can open tweets on your device now(!?!?)

Potentially dangerous person missing around the mall call if seen etc

The person's last name is "Killsfirst"