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I tried to make an unlegendary ho-oh but this is actually very strong and intimidating.

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"Sympathy baiting" your brain is fried by decades of american individualism to the point any kind of connection people want is seen as inherently evil and wrong and need a derogatory name in your little brain.

As far as im aware longing for human sympathy comes free with human experience why are you guys pathologizing seeking out sympathy!?!?!?

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i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes

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A week after arriving Somewhere Else -

Martin stares solemnly at Jon's wound with tears in his eyes, Jon holds him and murmurs reassurances, promising he doesn't blame him, both of them barely whispering as if they're afraid to speak of it too loudly.

7+ years after arriving Somewhere Else -

Jon: (Trying to get out of doing the laundry) C'mon YOU KILLED ME

Martin: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN IF I HAVE TO WASH MORE OF YOUR BLOODY SOCKS

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🗡️🗡️🗡️

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do not go gentle into that good night

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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Antifa Max and Chloe.

Yeah, they went back in time again, but they drove to some nazi town before going back in time... somehow... so if there's a new storm, it's not hitting anything important!

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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

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Mind Controlling Spores!

In your area!!

Want to assimilate you!!!

Walk into this ominously glowing mushroom field and breathe deeply to learn more!

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in the maw of the earth

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captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.

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I think I’m gonna skip this captcha

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supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

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Gertrude Robinson

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“there is no furniture in his house/apartment” is objectively the funniest headcanon you can assign to a fictional character

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