Marlz·they/them·26·May 29·white 👑 icon by my dear and wonderful amazing friend Joanna! I believe they are on a social media detox, but when they come back I will update this with their social media lol 🏳️🌈 I'm working thru things, so if I take something literally when I wasn't supposed to, I didn't mean to hurt you, please clarify, and plus I use tone indicators (the usual ones) ❗ I have specific "(friends name)core" tags that will all fit into a general tag '#friendcore general', mostly leaving this here for me so I remember 🌹 if you're feeling down, i have a happy tag called '#marlz happy place'. and posts i relate to i put in my text post tag '#dork.txt' 🤠 I'm not good at tagging things other than for my own usage, so just be warned of that 👽 also, i don't check my ask box often cause its not as "easy" to see and access as the messages are. so if it seems like I'm ignoring your ask, just know i didn't mean to do that. an easier way to get to me is through messages :)
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hey patrick can you see my feet
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man can we just have like, a really good world event? Maybe a huge scientific or medical breakthrough? Can the bad things take a small rest for a little bit and allow us all a second of hope and happiness??
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“neopronouns are weird” every time i wake up there’s a 75% chance that everyone’s vocabulary has changed overnight. brother what is a gyatt
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"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11
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If I ever commit any truly terrible crimes, I'm also gonna post bad Steven Universe opinions so that people get more angry about them and the actually serious stuff gets drowned out
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sorry my son lectured your son for watching the counter-revolutionary children's show "paw patrol", but to be fair it is copaganda
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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
#marlz happy place#this is me when i am shrunken and ruby decides to ignore my cries for help and she thinks I'm a gyoza
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hair, a love language
credits: 1. hair salon in gabon (bruno barbey, 1984) / 2. navajo nation, arizona (leonard mccombe, 1948) / 3. combing the hair (edgar degas) / 4. unknown source / 5. via @cxogunt / 6. clifford prince king
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Can you donate 15$ ?
My child needs treatment please help Because he was injured by the occupation bombing 😢💔🙏🏻🙏🏻
✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #356 )✅️
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