dork-master
dork-master
what the fuck is a gender, stop speaking witch
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Marlz·they/them·26·May 29·white 👑 icon by my dear and wonderful amazing friend Joanna! I believe they are on a social media detox, but when they come back I will update this with their social media lol 🏳️‍🌈 I'm working thru things, so if I take something literally when I wasn't supposed to, I didn't mean to hurt you, please clarify, and plus I use tone indicators (the usual ones) ❗ I have specific "(friends name)core" tags that will all fit into a general tag '#friendcore general', mostly leaving this here for me so I remember 🌹 if you're feeling down, i have a happy tag called '#marlz happy place'. and posts i relate to i put in my text post tag '#dork.txt' 🤠 I'm not good at tagging things other than for my own usage, so just be warned of that 👽 also, i don't check my ask box often cause its not as "easy" to see and access as the messages are. so if it seems like I'm ignoring your ask, just know i didn't mean to do that. an easier way to get to me is through messages :)
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screaming.
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Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits
Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!
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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
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Literally where would be as a society without the soup store video
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this is my favourite video rn btw
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best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library
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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of
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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
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Huge things coming
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Food for thought
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100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat
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when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me
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"They've publicized a to-do list, nothing more"
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Things that society considers autism an excuse for
Nazi salutes
sexual assault
Things that society considers autism not an excuse for and things that people think children who do should be met with violence
using the wrong tone
showing too much or too little emotion
asking questions and having an authority figure take it as "arguing"
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