dork-master
dork-master
what the fuck is a gender, stop speaking witch
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Marlz·they/them·26·May 29·white 👑 icon by my dear and wonderful amazing friend Joanna! I believe they are on a social media detox, but when they come back I will update this with their social media lol 🏳️‍🌈 I'm working thru things, so if I take something literally when I wasn't supposed to, I didn't mean to hurt you, please clarify, and plus I use tone indicators (the usual ones) ❗ I have specific "(friends name)core" tags that will all fit into a general tag '#friendcore general', mostly leaving this here for me so I remember 🌹 if you're feeling down, i have a happy tag called '#marlz happy place'. and posts i relate to i put in my text post tag '#dork.txt' 🤠 I'm not good at tagging things other than for my own usage, so just be warned of that 👽 also, i don't check my ask box often cause its not as "easy" to see and access as the messages are. so if it seems like I'm ignoring your ask, just know i didn't mean to do that. an easier way to get to me is through messages :)
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cozy afternoon nap
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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
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themessangerpigeons
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dork-master · 4 days ago
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when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks
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dork-master · 7 days ago
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they dont teach you this in school or tell you growing up but you can actually have as many fursonas as you want....
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what the deuce
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dork-master · 7 days ago
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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post
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dork-master · 8 days ago
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I hid for so long, eager to be found.
The first time I saw myself in the mirror.
Avelyn and Elizabeth.
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dork-master · 8 days ago
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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.
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dork-master · 8 days ago
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You’re not too ugly or broad or tall or manly to be a girl. You’ll make a beautiful girl, i know it
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