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Throckmorton

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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

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slowly approaching bear

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why are these kinds of levels so alluring...

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So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

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reading about serial killers in the 1800s and they had female incels I guess

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hi any life advice for 21yo

no youre fucked

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Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it

You're like a terrorist to me

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desperately desperately searching my room for the signed pic of Christopher Ecclestons parasite in chief post

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animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..

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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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on their clit like morse code

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this