dorianmagnus
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felix/24/white real life version of every evil gay victorian he/they
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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 馃槰 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes 鈽猴笍 and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am 鈽猴笍
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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn鈥檛 even hesitate
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rozpoczynam kampani臋 wyborcz膮 w imieniu s艂owa azbest bo
1. nie pozwol臋 偶eby wygra艂o jebane "czem贸"
2. chyba nikt nigdy nie prowadzi艂 aktywnie propagandy na m艂odzie偶owe s艂owo roku i osobi艣cie uwa偶am 偶e to turbo zabawne
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Being a bisexual man flirting witha. A woman so embarrassing are we queening out or do u want me
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Favourite part bout being european is saying "I'm going to the xero point" and this is the xero point in question.
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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest
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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
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can we talk about how steak tastes so much better when the cows death was 100% unneccessary
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