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Yeah, he doesn't care. It's whatever...

Hello!

Wow, that’s really dangerous. His friends need to be a lot more careful. It’s a good thing that it wasn’t one of your siblings but a cat is still part of the family. Did you tell your dad what happened?

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Ha! Seriously? With who?

Hello!

Yes, actually.

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My dad's friends left the basement door open and my cat got into their stuff. I guess I should be thankful it wasn't my brother or sister, but still...

Hello!

Your cat was covered in meth?

I’m so sorry, Dora. What exactly happened to it?

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Why, did you like cheat on Trixie or something while you were drunk? I've heard that happens a lot. I've never been drunk before so I wouldn't know.

Hello!

Sorry…I was just hoping, I guess.

Um…Well I’ve learned from experience that not much good can come from drinking…But I can like sit there…and just hang out, if you want…

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Spencer, I'm not actually happy. It's called being drunk, duh. And sarcastic.

You wanna come get drunk with me?

Hello!

Well that’s good. I’m glad you’re happy.

That’s awful…I’m sorry, Dora.

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Actually, I was in a good mood until I found my cat dead all covered in Meth. 

Now I'm drunk!

Hello!

You seem to be in a good mood.

I’m fine, how about you?

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Oh, Gosh. Fine and lovely AND DANDY. Can you believe it? 

Yesterday I adopted a cat. His name was Poe, like after Edgar Allen Poe. And he was so cute and cuddley. But then this morning I found him dead covered in Meth, which my father's friends had been cooking in the basement. They decided to see what a cat would do all high and stuff. FUCKING HILARIOUS, HUH? 

Hello!

Um…Fine and lovely? You?

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KIMI! Hi! How are you, love?

Hello!

Hey, Dora.

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Heeeeey! Spencey-spence-spence! How are you on this fine and lovely evening? 

Hello!

Hey, Dora!

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Hello!

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Um...nooooo...Kangaroos live in Australia. And no, the potties don't flush backwards in Mexico because it's in the Northern hemisphere. 

Hellooo

You went to Mexico?! That’s so cool! Did you bring me a kangaroo? Do the potties swirl backwards in Mexico?

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Well you didn't have to get me anything. You didn't go anywhere, did you?

My hula hoop is beginning to bore me.

It’s a deal.

Well now I feel bad because I didn’t get you anything. But thank you! 

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new head cannon is that Dora's parents are abusive and drug dealers.

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Well fine but you owe me a new one.

I brought you gifts from Mexico, by the way.

My hula hoop is beginning to bore me.

I have it on good authority that this was a gift from my girlyfriend.

I lost that one.

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BOOTS! Hey! I missed you! I brought you some stuff back from Mexico.

Hellooo

DORA!

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the-boy-from-the-shadows replied to your post: betterbe-boots reblogged your post:...

Trencer had sex.

I kinda figured. I still ship Spencer as either being gay or with Dora though. 

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IDK. Oh and Boots is Married with Kids. Jindy is married with kids. Nick is dead. Vicki is a lesbian. Jake is dead too.

Knew about Boots and Jindy. And I've always known Vicki is a lesbian because Rina. And I think I knew about Jake and Nick...