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diva DOWN

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what do you MEAN that TWO???? of my SHAYLAS are in creator clash?????,

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i hope that green piece of shit gets ran over

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hey guys i heard the dsmp was getting attention again what happened this time-

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RAHHHHHHHHHWHUWUDOQUDBWK

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glasses stay on..

can we PLEASE appreciate this.

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Aaron Hotchner + Criminal Minds Writers and Directors Knew EXACTLY What They Were Doing: Part One

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hotch waiting until the absolute last moment to tell someone that something is wrong while also being super casual about it.

hotch: *shakily sits down into one of the SUVs*

emily: you good?

hotch: *revealing a heavily bleeding bullet wound* yea i just dont wanna hit my head when i pass out

emily: omg how long have you had that??!

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hotch: * in the calmest voice not even looking away from the road* you have to pull over i’m going to throw up

morgan: *trying not to crash the car* what!!?

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penelope: hey hotch do you want another jelly?

hotch: no thanks garcia i’m actually allergic to strawberry

penelope: omg!! why didn’t you just not take it??

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rossi: how’s everything with you aaron?

hotch: great, i’ve gotten a bunch of paper work done, jess is coming over for dinner, im having a panic attack, ive been thinking about buying some new shoes

rossi: wait what did you say?

hotch: i’ve been thinking about buying new shoes?

rossi: no before that?

hotch: i’m having a panic attack?

rossi: omg aaron can’t you ask for help like a regular person??

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last day of autism awareness month please be aware of him

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rewatching season 1/2 is such a trip cause wdym this man was dressed in full suits.. and had hair???

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And honestly, who cares about math??

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started writing something yesterday that had been stuck in my brain for a while now, but in my efforts to make it as factual and accurate as possible, i ended up spending three hours researching the organisational structures of the cia and the fbi 🥰

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he was soooo pookie babygirl princess sugar plum cutie pie angel sweetheart in the first episode ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩

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“i started criminal minds as a young man but i ended it a middle aged woman.” - mgg

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oh so you thought i was done with the pookie faced thing… WRONG !! here for part 11 with special guest raymond

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pretty, pretty princess