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“I’m tired of this grandpa!” “WELL THAT’S JUST TOO DAMN BAD!” /ref

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i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

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queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"

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(layton voice) whatever. go my boy

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“Gosh, Professor! That puzzle was a tough one!”

luke my boy we wasted 3 hint coins that shit almost killed us

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Each time I fail in that trial and error tea blend minigame I my brain defaults to that princess Peach meme

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Mentally unstable middle aged man in computer science

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Kinger and "Amnesia Was Her Name" by Lemon Demon send tweet

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I am pure of heart... and dumb of ass

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

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Hail to the King, Baby. (I didn't forget to post here, trust me...)

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the duality of kinger

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Rain A Sauce

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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

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HIT THAT SHIT HERSHEL

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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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Me when robots