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sam “lay down you’ve thrown up 3 times” collins

vs

darlin “i’m not sick fuck off” collins

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Every Magic Users in the Redacted world

I love how you can even get a bit of snippet of how the Sovereigns were like!

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my september by nastyona! particularly the piano part :P

@sweetangle8 @lordofthetwistedflies @lex-jots + other mutuals!

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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th͒i͕ͮͦͫͦs̴̷͖͓ͩ̔͋ iͥ͒̓s͐ w̷͚͔̋͋́h͕̞͇̝̀ͪ̾a̕ẗ̰́́͘ y̪͒̎o̜̲̊̽ü̮͖͒͗ w̰͇ͧͦ͂̒͢ă̳̺̳ͦ̾nțͬ̅e_͉̏ͨd̨̰ͯ͂ i̺̠͛̏s̉ǹ̘͚̒’̤̫̹̊̕͡t͓́ͧ̄͟ i̮̹͆̑t̷̂ͧ́?̷̢ͩͪ̒͘

h̼ͬa̹ͨ͊̄̌p̂̊̃͜p̲ͧy̹ͮ͗͌̿͡ h̯̓͒̐̾ͪ̕a̵̍ͫ́l̸̘ͯͤͩ͡͝l̓o̸ͧ͐̔ͬ͗́̉ͪ͞ẇ̻ͧe̪͉͖͆̋͒ͮͅe̷̛̗͙̭͞n͌͆.

@aurorialwolf @dukecollinsbf @dawnofiight @int3rtwiningh3artstrings @moronkyne @mokozroach @mintygreencake @porters-fangs @tankwiththeangst @vegafan69

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Redactober 2024 Day Twenty-Five

Prompt: Porter & Prank

Pairing: None, Platonic Solaire antics

cw: Mild violence, Mild language

“I thought a little prank might liven up the place.”

Available on AO3 here!

<- Prev Day

“GETTY!”

“What have you done now, con gái?” William asks, not bothering to look up from the book in his hands. Alexis shrugs a shoulder, taking out an airpod just in time to see Porter speed through the door. With his eyes a lurid red and his fangs bared, he would be the poster image of vampiric rage… if not for the strip of lush, dark hair shaven clean in the middle of his head like a ridiculous, reverse mohawk.

“A bold choice,” Alexis deadpans with a raised eyebrow. “It doesn’t look good.”

“You won’t look good when I’m done with you, you vicious bitch!”

“What’s really vicious is the DIY job you’ve to your hair, sweetie. I know you’re missing Vinny, but let’s not be teenage girls about it.” Porter pounces at Alexis, his nails aimed for her smug face, and she, the older vampire of older blood, is faster, throwing him back into the wall with a swift duck and kick into the sternum. The younger vampire leaves a hole in the plaster but is unharmed, is incensed more than anything, and readies himself to launch again when William lifts his head, leveling them both with a level stare.

“Con cái, you’ll get blood on the floors and so soon after the cleaners have come,” he tuts, clicking his tongue disapprovingly at the flakes of paint and drywall littering the floor. “Alexis, did you do this?”

“Obviously not,” she says, already the put-upon image of laissez-faire boredom.

“Then curious and curiouser… Perhaps it was a ghost.” William goes back to reading with an air of finality only he can accomplish, sucking the momentum out of the fight. He keeps reading when Porter skulks out the room, hissing violent curses and threats at Alexis as he passes her and slamming the door on the way out.

“Really, William?” Alexis asks, looking at her maker, unimpressed. “Shaving his head?”

“The manor has been so quiet since Vincent left,” the king says with a little smile as he turns a page. “I thought a little prank might liven up the place.”

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Putting all the drama because someone just couldn’t let it die

All names have been blurred bar mine and the offenders, if you know anyone involved in this please keep them anonymous :)

This you ghosting me for a week because I stated my boundaries?

This you trying to turn me against people I trust? This you trying to “totally not force me” to change my opinion of my friends?

This you victim-blaming me in an SVR? A svr that I brought up my issue with the owner at the TIME of the incident and not months after and when no action was taken I elected to avoid and ignore you? This you after I felt uncomfortable so I told someone I trusted the information? This you? (Btw it should be “going behind someone's back” not “gone behind someone's back” Telling people I TRUST that you were being WERID IN MY DM’s, isn't going behind your back it's setting a boundary. If you tell me something no matter how hard I've promised I won't tell you that promise is null and void when it starts to affect me offline.)

This you asking to roleplay NSFW and make nsfw head canons with my OCs even tho I stated I was a minor? And you were also a minor? Who.. hmm… snuck their way into an NSFW channel, and flirted with people older who were uncomfortable? You knew I was a minor and you still decided NSFW was ok?

This you struggling to understand the term “I can't”? This not only happened once but on multiple occasions. You also oh I don't know, spammed me about 4 times a day when I stopped responding to you. I used to put myself on invisible any time you would DM me because I couldn't stand the thought of texting you without feeling the need to vomit!

This you claiming these are your highest kins after I changed my name to Damien and you proceeded to start going by Lasky (more openly? I'm unsure if you already went by that but you had never put it in any of your names till I started going by Damien, I didn't say it at the time but this made me uncomfortable. I'm aware I should have said something sooner.)

This you??

This you denying that gay has become an umbrella term? Don't worry babe you can still be gay! Just because it's an umbrella term doesn't mean it's not a sexuality! You know that right? This isn't the 1920s 🥰🤩

I was willing to not make a call-out post the first time but if you're willing to “bring a situation to light” then I'm willing to show the other corner.

I tried to handle this respectfully and with the dignity that you couldn't uphold. I will not let you drag me through the dirt without educating people on what you have done so that no one else has to cause themself mental stress. You haven't just upset me but others.

You broke boundaries that were put in place to keep others safe and only talked to people you believe would have benefited you or that you could somehow manipulate and blame others/your mental health is not a valid reason to be a fucking prick.

And if the person in the post sees this, one, is good! Two, take your issues up with me. I had my time, and I said my bit when it happened, you do not have a right to go pull up old drama to get people banned after YOU made them uncomfortable, not only did I have to change my boundaries because of people like you I also had to change how I trust people because YOU abused that trust

For anyone wondering where you can find this lovely LOVELY individual

This you?

Ps sweetheart your not 18, your 16-17 at most, 🥰😘

it's not a call out without their users now is it?

I apologise that this isn't my normal post, I was willing to not do a call-out the first time this happened, but it seems only reasonable if they are going to drag my name down :) Hope this helps you all avoid this creature

Happy Halloween everyone remember to lock up all your monsters real tight or they will start spreading bullshit :)

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vincent on his way to stop lovely from almost dying for the 1000079373th time

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Based on a post from @thetopichot !!

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the entire redacted audio fandom

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Darlin would’ve ate up the nasty dog trend 💔

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hush doodles (still a wip design i think)

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bring me to life by evanescence is darlin’ coded, tbh.

(specifically “frozen inside without your love, without your touch.” emphasis on the way the lyrics are sung!!)

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I would post this on my tiktok but my irls know me on there, so I might make a different account just for nerd stuff 😭, not my art ofc

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I made more (pardon the last 2 images, it was a 12am thought on a Friday 😭) @yuurivoice

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had to draw this

kofi

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new comic! pls heed the cws before reading

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i feel like he gets cuteness aggression if he looks at angel too long