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Merry X-Mas everybody!!

I know i’m not active here much, but I just wanted to wish you well for the holidays! - Kam

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i have been informed that @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses and i share a birthday which is another 18 levels of hilarious YA novel coincidence to me 

thank u universe

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Hey, good folks!

This is my little poof ball Mali, and she’s in trouble.

I noticed her eye was starting to swell closed the other day and decided she needed to be seen by a vet, turns out I wasn't just worrying for nothing.

Instead of the doctor telling me she hit her head on something like my mother swore he was going to do, he told me she has a stage 3 infection in her mouth thats spread to her eye, and it will keep spreading.

In simple terms, shes got bad teeth making her eye bad and is going to need the offending teeth removed as soon as possible. But money is a big issue because I don’t have anybody willing to spend how much her surgery would cost.

I need 1,000$ to get this done.

Please, if you can donate my PayPal is Cjjewelr12@gmail.com

If you don’t want to donate please reblog so other people can see this 

or even consider commissioning me. 

I want Mali to be ok and live long, please help her.

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D&D Advice & Update

I suggest that you don’t get attached to your dungeons and dragon characters, as they can die at any time. Level One characters are pretty fragile, and the DM could screw you over at any time.

Also in other news, I have a new DnD character, a Mind Flayer who is also now officially my son. I am currently painting a portrait of him, and I’ve done multiple finished things with him in it. Considering writing a tiny novella for his Mother’s backstory. Can’t wait to play him!

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Just a quick piece for my grandmother uwu by CKDRVN

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Ok So Sum More Gore

oh gosh i hope my parents dont find this

Lizard Mom’s Other OC, Tokola. And we’re ignoring that the name isn’t Japanese. She’s a Kitsne-Oni (1/4).

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Here’s Sum Gore

Lizard Mom’s new OC Kizumi with, like, way too many intestines.

-Ozzy

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I’m sorry. 

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How Anti-Semitism May Have Indirectly Killed Thousands

Alright kiddos, don’t lie - I know you missed me. I’ve been on hiatus for about some time now and you’ve all been starving. So I’ll give you what you all clearly need - another essay.

So during the Renaissance, people thought that bathing was unhealthy for you to do, much like the men and women and (other gender) of tumblr whom refuse to wear deodorant (apparently??). This is actually how a lot of diseases were likely spread, because Europe was essentially a kindergarten classroom where the teacher didn’t make them use germ-ex before lunch and dammit Timmy didn’t I raise you to wash your grubby little hands. This was a natural conclusion for them to come to because the Jews were doing it, so it must be bad. It’s fairly safe to say that probably the most sanitary people in Europe were Jewish so if any of you readers feel proud of your christian lineage, y’know, Your Great^8 Grandpap was probably swimming in pig troughs in his free time.

This is important because this is basically what hecked over the entire continent of Europe. People were all in a panic, killing any animal they thought could carry the disease, burning the houses and bodies of the victims and destroying all of their belongings. Sadly, they began blaming the Jews for the whole mess (maybe because they bathed?) and casting them out of their shambling mess of a society. 

Thankfully, Milan began taking them in. Good news. But the best part about if (if you haven’t seen the post for it) is that, because of this, Milan actually never fell under the plague, but was actually free of the disease. Because its citizens began to adopt the practice of bathing, everyone stayed relatively healthy. Soon enough the Plague died out due to it being too aggressive, but the people in Milan had hardly even felt the affects. So, uh, yeah.

(Also if you try to come at me over using the term Jew instead of Jewish you should take a moment to think about what the article is about and then do some dumb r/TumblrinAction kinda stuff)

-0zzy

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CKDRVN - Nalah as a choosing beggar, a small doodle

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The Most Beautiful Ao3 Tag I Have Ever Seen

ok so lizardmom  won’t shut up about the venom movie and how hard she ships venom and eddie so like the sheep i am i’ve been reading the fanfics for it after doing my work and honestly the tag for Under Your Skin may be the most beautiful and most relatable thing i’ve ever read??

its just this

this will either be a slow burn or a swan dive there is no in between we die like men

-0zzy

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SCP: Proper Management (Placed on Hold)

I will not be able to begin this series until at least next Saturday, so my sincere apologies. I would just like to say briefly that, if you could, refer to this series as “Everything’s a Thaumiel if You Get Creative”, as I will, unless in this series, refer to it as such. Have a nice week.

-0zzy

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He is here

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i wheezed

-thxfromurpalozzy

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Gushers are Raviola are Gushers are Ravioli

yes, i have heard that ravioli are just pasta flavored gushers but

have you considered that gushers may infact be blue flavored ravioli

-thx ozzy

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New Series Coming Soon!! (SCP: Proper Management)

I (ozzy) will be working a new series of textposts and essays regarding the SCP foundation and how they can stop being ingrates and embarrassments to humanity by explaining how they could literally solve all of their idiotic breaches in like five steps. Below is a synopsis of how this all came to be.

alright kiddies take a seat so me and lizard mom were chattin it up like fellas do and she said to me “Ay yo you hear about that new SCP game update?? markiplier’s probs gonna play it soon or something so that’s pretty chill.” and my brain kinda went into one of it’s blackouts that produces any of my decent humor and got ahold of my venom orifice and said this “oh are they actually onna do their job this time around.” blackout finally takes hold and i wake up in the middle of saying “they should just call it ‘SCP: Proper Management” so yeah that’s a thing now i guess

If you have a suggestion or know a good post to incorporate into this series, please do let me know.

-Ozzy

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oops? i love them?? hwhw @moboxer