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number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell

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the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

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Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

Infighting only helps our oppressors.

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Still thinking about the girl I heard on the subway loudly talking about how her favorite thing about nyc is that skyscrapers have to be as far down into the ground as they are tall and how thats beautiful. Then this guy was like uhh idt that’s true.. and she was like no it is.

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How I'm arguing in 2021: You're right, goodbye.

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New pope commands

Infinite eucharist glitch (no way to stop this):

while eucharist >= 1:

eucharist = eucharist + 1

Two pope hats (automatically executed every time the pope spawns):

additem pope_hat 2

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i trust we are having a normalcore day

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Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

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"This year's halloween is going to be a blast."

Source

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when richard siken said “I want to tell you this story without confessing anything [...] I want to tell you this story without having to be in it”

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i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

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No offense but money add the mutiply i called that mathm mathematics

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diversity win! your unreliable narrator is gay