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Alice: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Rio: I’m a knife.

Agatha: She's the little spoon.

Rio: A poisoned knife.

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Rio: *giving Agatha a flower*

Agatha: You know, I'm not big of a flower person.

Rio: Fine, I'll take it back then.

Jen: I like flowers-

Agatha: Back off, bitch! I will braid it into my hair, no one's gonna touch it!

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* Agatha casually walks into the room with a fresh hickey on her neck *

Jen: Agatha, what is that?

Agatha: Nothing. A mosquito bite.

* Que Rio walking into the room *

Rio: Hey guys

Jen: Hello, Mosquito.

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i have a scar.

agathario: loml, taylor swift screencaps from here agathario masterlist here

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Rio: I’m scared, I’m not ready to be a father again-

Jen, sighing: Aren’t you the natural order, couldn’t you have…you know prevented this?

Rio: …

Rio: You know the natural order is to reproduce—

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When all Rio does is bend the rules for Agatha but Agatha can’t see it because who would ever love her enough to do that

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I wish lesbians were real

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I just said this in a comment but I feel this should be more heard…

To all of you hating on Jac Schaffer, saying she fumbled or can’t be trusted…

She has made it very clear she tried very hard for a different and more favorable ending, she keeps bringing up the script changes and scenes cut out. She telling us she tried but that Disney stopped her.

Stop hating on Jac bc without her we wouldn’t have any of it, no canonically lesbian characters, no lesbian kiss no Aubrey Plaza in the MCU. Justice for Jac man we are in debt to her.

Can you imagine how hard she fought to get even this much representation in the show? In DISNEY??? That is like punching a vibranium wall dude, and somehow she managed to make a crack big enough for all this.

Bro she is a goddess and the fact that ppl are saying she fumbled after giving us a Lesbian kiss, gay kiss, canonical lesbian and gay people, the sexy ass fighting/foreplay. That is crazy to me. Never in a hundred years would I imagine Disney letting something like that happen ESPECIALLY IN MARVEL. And Jac managed to do it. She made the first crack, and I’m sure because of it, there are more cracks to come.

Don’t beat her down, give her the power to do more. This is only the beginning.

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Lilia: You have no idea what I'm capable of!!!

Agatha: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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New Agatha/Rio fanfic!

Title: No more calling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden

Rating: M

Summary: When Agatha tells Rio that she is carrying her child, the news Rio gives in return will alter the course of their relationship and the rest of Agatha's life. This is the story of Agatha's pregnancy with Nicholas, told alongside flashbacks of how she met and fell in love with Rio.

Chapter one on AO3 here!

Excerpt:

She felt rather than heard Rio’s presence. Agatha turned, her smile spreading across her lips as Rio stepped from the shadows, her feet whispering among the early fallen leaves.

‘My lady.’

Rio always said the words with such mischief, and a flourish of a flower, a new one that would last the whole month, even in the dead of winter. Tonight’s bloom was of orange and red, like a burning flame, of a species that Agatha had no name for. She reached out and plucked the bloom from Rio’s fingers, coquettishly raising it to her lips and smelling the sweet scent it gave. Rio’s smile flashed in the darkness, and Agatha dropped the act, surging forwards to cup Rio’s face in her hands. Rio met her halfway, leaning into the fierce kiss, lips crashing together, tongues seeking entry and being granted with a gentle giving. They pressed together, the lengths of their bodies meeting like the pieces of a forgotten puzzle, lost to all the world but them. Agatha could feel the expanding of Rio’s ribs as she breathed against her own, even through the stiff clothes she wore. Always beautiful, always in flowing shades of green. She gave a heady laugh against her lips, then kissed her again with such desire that she could have consumed her had Rio not been what she was.

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Agathario Text Posts 3/?

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what if i wrote an agathario fake dating au…

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Rio: There’s something I need to get off my chest.

Agatha: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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The Road will give you the thing you want the most. If you make it to the end. And I can. I will.

#They literally adopted other

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Down the Witches' road

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