dontyoudarebitch

[dontyoudarebitch]

[dontyoudarebitch]

Agatha: Why is there blood everywhere?  Rio: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.  Teen: *gasp* You stabbed someone?!  Rio: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

[dontyoudarebitch]

Agatha: Name a better duo than my abandonment issues and my self destructive tendencies. I'll wait.

Rio: You and I :)

Agatha, voice cracking: Yeah alright

[dontyoudarebitch]

[dontyoudarebitch]

Agatha All Along + text posts pt. 38/?

[dontyoudarebitch]

Rio: Why are we doing this?

Agatha: Because our “friends” are concerned about our finances

Alice: I’ve never seen you two work! I know Rio’s death but I imagine it pays absolutely nothing

Rio: I don’t need money, I can grow flowers and eat them and drink rain water

Alice: Fine but what about Agatha?

Agatha: I’m very good at stealing things because people are stupid

Alice: That’s illegal

Agatha: You’re not a police officer anymore, calm down

Alice: Anyway I think it could be good for you Agatha, get out there and make frineds and do some fun stuff

Agatha:…I’m so insulted and hurt by what you just said I can’t even bring myself to hit you over the head

Rio: Don’t worry my love *smacks Alice over the head*

Alice: Hey! Okay so you don’t have to make friends agatha you can just make some money and come home

Agatha: I’ll give it one day,

Alice: I’ll take it

Rio: I think I’ll like my job at the botanical gardens

[dontyoudarebitch]

Agatha: despite contrary belief, I don't condone violence. I'm actually a very c- Lilia: COME HELP!!! BILLY IS GETTING BEAT UP!! Agatha: sigh *loads gųn*

[dontyoudarebitch]

She was She memorized

a poem every line

[dontyoudarebitch]

[dontyoudarebitch]

Happy Birthday, Sheriff Nicole Haught. [Part 1]

[dontyoudarebitch]

[dontyoudarebitch]

tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.

it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.

[dontyoudarebitch]

[dontyoudarebitch]

[dontyoudarebitch]

Agatha: Did you get my flowers?

Rio: Yeah. “Sorry I tried to strangle you” Probably not a card a florist gets to write everyday.

[dontyoudarebitch]

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021

[dontyoudarebitch]

Billy: so how do you know Agatha?

Rio: Agatha is my boob

Jen: she's your what?!?

Rio: my boob

Rio: my boob thang

Rio: my honey boob boob

Jen:

Alice:

Lilia:

Agatha:

Billy: do you mean your Boo?

Rio: ew no I hate ghosts