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Why did I just started watching ice hockey???

All the great stuff I missed :-((((

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I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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why didn’t you reblog my post? likezoned again

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i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

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One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”

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i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT

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i was kinda hoping that i’d be rich and famous by now

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Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run

Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

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*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*

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Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

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real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

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I wish there was something that kept track of all the songs you have ever listened to so you could know your most listened songs since you were born

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wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

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anyone else who can’t wait for the season finale of justin bieber?