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Cant have fucking shit in Detroit
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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.
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I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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becoming an adult cheat sheet!
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
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Your honor? gay gay homosexual gay
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AYO NARILAMB IS IN 16th?!? dang I think the COTL fandom has been making strides this year...
Ships
Love is in the air (in hell).
Billford Bill Cipher & Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
Farcille Falin Touden & Marcille Donato, Dungeon Meshi
Poolverine Wade Wilson & Logan Howlett, the Marvel universe
Ineffable Husbands -3 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Destiel -2 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
Radioapple Lucifer Morningstar & Alastor, Hazbin Hotel
Buddie +3 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
Phan Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
Polin Penelope Featherington & Colin Bridgerton, Bridgerton
Satosugu +16 Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen
Percabeth +76 Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe
Bucktommy Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1
Hannigram -4 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
Labru Laios Touden & Kabru, Dungeon Meshi
Zosan +18 Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece
Narilamb Narinder & the Lamb, Cult of the Lamb
Huskerdust Husk & Angel Dust, Hazbin Hotel
Steddie -16 Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things
Sonadow +27 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
Ghostsoap -6 Simon “Ghost” Riley & John “Soap” MacTavish, the Call of Duty franchise
Jegulus -3 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe
Fiddauthor Fiddleford McGucket & Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
Byler -19 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
Wolfstar -8 Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe
Soukoku -3 Nakahara Chuuya & Dazai Osamu, Bungou Stray Dogs
Bakudeku -6 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia
Loustat +5 Louis de Pointe du Lac & Lestat de Lioncourt, Interview with the Vampire
Hualian +30 Hua Cheng & Xie Lian, Tian Guan Ci Fu
Chaggie Charlie Morningstar & Vaggie, Hazbin Hotel
Lestappen +37 Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen, Formula 1 drivers
Hilson James Wilson & Gregory House, House
Narumitsu +13 Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth, Ace Attorney
Spirk +15 Spock & James T. Kirk, Star Trek
Stolitz Stolas & Blitzo, Helluva Boss
Lokius +43 Loki Laufeyson & Mobius M. Mobius, Loki
Merthur -19 Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Payneland Edwin Payne & Charles Rowland, Dead Boy Detectives
Chilshi Chilchuck Tims & Senshi, Dungeon Meshi
Rhaenicent +61 Rhaenyra Targaryen & Alicent Hightower, House of the Dragon
Astarion x Tav +48 Astarion & Tav, Baldur's Gate 3
Armandaniel Armand & Daniel Molloy, Interview with the Vampire
Griddlehark -2 Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus, The Locked Tomb series
Superbat +12 Superman & Batman, the DC universe
Zolu Roronoa Zoro & Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece
Zelink -33 Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
Jonmartin +5 Jonathan Sims & Martin Blackwood, The Magnus Archives
Vashwood -36 Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun
Zukka +20 Zuko & Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Staticradio Alastor & Vox, Hazbin Hotel
Ratiorine Dr. Ratio & Aventurine, Honkai: Star Rail
Blackbonnet -36 Edward "Blackbeard" Teach & Stede Bonnet, Our Flag Means Death
Hanamusa -9 Jessie & Delia Ketchum, the Pokémon franchise
Wangxian -28 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
Pearlina Pearl Houzuki & Marina Ida, Splatoon
Firstprince -32 Alex Claremont-Diaz & Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Red, White & Royal Blue
Shuake Kurusu Akira & Goro Akechi, Persona 5
Drarry +6 Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe
Landoscar Lando Norris & Oscar Piastri, Formula 1 drivers
Bingqiu Luo Binghe & Shen Qingqiu, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Shadowpeach +2 Sun Wukong & the Six-Eared Macaque, Lego Monkie Kid
Zutara Zuko & Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Itafushi Itadori Yuji & Fushiguro Megumi, Jujustu Kaisen
Loumand Louis de Pointe du Lac & Armand, Interview with the Vampire
Timkon +25 Tim Drake & Conner Kent, Young Justice
Klance +18 Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
Nuzi N & Uzi Doorman, Murder Drones
Durgetash The Dark Urge & Enver Gortash, Baldur's Gate 3
Cherik Charles Xavier & Erik Lehnsherr, the Marvel universe
Kathony Kate Sharma & Anthony Bridgerton, Bridgerton
Staticmoth Vox & Valentino, Hazbin Hotel
Shin Soukoku Akutagawa Ryunnosuke & Nakajima Atsushi, Bungou Stray Dogs
Huntlow -65 Hunter & Willow Park, The Owl House
Haikaveh Kaveh & Alhaitham, Genshin Impact
Chainshipping Lawrence Gordon & Adam Stanheight, Saw
ButtonBlossom Ragatha & Pomni, The Amazing Digital Circus
Agathario Agatha Harkness & Rio Vidal, the Marvel universe
Broppy Branch & Poppy, the Trolls franchise
Lumity -65 Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House
Radiorose Alastor & Rosie, Hazbin Hotel
Imodna -53 Imogen Temult & Laudna, Critical Role
Rosekiller Barty Crouch Jr. & Evan Rosier, the Harry Potter universe
Everlark Katniss Everdeen & Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games
Wenclair -78 Wednesday Addams & Enid Sinclair, Wednesday
Kataang Katara & Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Caitvi -5 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
Adrienette -50 Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Davekat +3 Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
Adamsapple Adam & Lucifer Morningstar, Hazbin Hotel
Twiyor -58 Loid Forger & Yor Forger, SPY x FAMILY
Shuggy Shanks & Buggy, One Piece
Scollace Scott Pilgrim & Wallace Wells, the Scott Pilgrim franchise
Madohomu Kaname Madoka & Homura Akemi, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Solangelo -23 Will Solace & Nico di Angelo, the Percy Jackson universe
Kimharry Kim Kitsuragi & Harry Du Bois, Disco Elysium
Klapollo -2 Apollo Justice & Klavier Gavin, Ace Attorney
Maxley Max Goof & Bradley Uppercrust III, An Extremely Goofy Movie
Megop Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers
Wilmon -34 Prince Wilhelm & Simon Eriksson, Young Royals
Johnshi Johnny Cage & Kenshi Takahashi, Mortal Kombat
Korrasami -5 Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra
The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last year.
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Writing Notes: Herbal Remedies
References (Capsules & Powders; Compresses & Lotions; Creams; Decoctions; Infused Oils; Infusions; Ointments; Poultices; Syrups; Tinctures; Tonic Wines; Other Preparations)
CAPSULES & POWDERS
Powdered herbs are most easily taken as capsules but can be sprinkled on food or taken with water.
Externally, they can be applied as a dusting powder to the skin or mixed with tinctures as a poultice.
COMPRESSES & LOTIONS
Lotions are water-based herbal preparations such as infusions, decoctions, or diluted tinctures that are used to bathe inflamed or irritated skin.
Compresses are cloths soaked in a lotion and held against the skin.
Both are simple ways to use herbs externally and can be very effective in relieving swelling, bruising, and pain, soothing inflammation and headaches, and cooling fevers.
CREAMS
Making a cream involves combining oil or fat and water in an emulsion. If the process is rushed, the oil and water may separate.
Unlike ointments, creams blend with the skin and have the advantage of being cooling and soothing while at the same time allowing the skin to breathe and sweat naturally.
They can, however, deteriorate quite quickly and are best stored in dark, airtight jars in a refrigerator.
DECOCTIONS
Roots, bark, twigs, and berries usually require a more forceful treatment than leaves or flowers to extract their medicinal constituents. A decoction involves simmering these tougher parts in boiling water.
Fresh or dried plant material may be used and should be cut or broken into small pieces before decocting. Like infusions, decoctions can be taken hot or cold.
INFUSED OILS
Infusing an herb in oil allows its active, fat-soluble ingredients to be extracted; hot infused oils are simmered, while cold infused oils are heated naturally by the sun.
Both types of oil can be used externally as massage oils or added to creams and ointments.
Infused oil should not be confused with essential oil, which is an active constituent naturally present in a plant and has specific medicinal properties and a distinct aroma.
Essential oil may be added to an infused oil to increase its medicinal efficacy
INFUSIONS
An infusion is the simplest way to prepare the more delicate aerial parts of plants, especially leaves and flowers, for use as a medicine or as a revitalizing or relaxing drink.
It is made in a similar way to tea, using either a single herb or a combination of herbs, and may be drunk hot or cold.
OINTMENTS
Ointments contain oils or fats heated with herbs and, unlike creams, contain no water. As a result, ointments form a separate layer on the surface of the skin.
They protect against injury or inflammation of damaged skin and carry active medicinal constituents, such as essential oils, to the affected area.
Useful in conditions such as hemorrhoids or where protection is needed from moisture, as in chapped lips and diaper rash.
POULTICES
A poultice is a mixture of fresh, dried, or powdered herbs that is applied to an affected area.
Used to ease nerve or muscle pains, sprains, or broken bones, and to draw pus from infected wounds, ulcers, or boils.
SYRUPS
Honey and unrefined sugar are effective preservatives.
Can be combined with infusions or decoctions to make syrups and cordials.
They have the additional benefit of having a soothing action, and therefore make a perfect vehicle for cough mixtures as well as relieving sore throats.
With their sweet taste, syrups can disguise the taste of unpalatable herbs and are therefore greatly appreciated by children.
TINCTURES
Tinctures are made by soaking an herb in alcohol. This encourages the active plant constituents to dissolve, giving tinctures a relatively stronger action than infusions or decoctions.
They are convenient to use and last up to 2 years.
Tinctures can be made using a jug and a jelly bag, instead of a wine press. Although mainly used in European, American, and Australian herbal medicine, tinctures play a part in most herbal traditions.
TONIC WINES
Tonic wines are an agreeable way to take strengthening and tonic herbs to increase vitality and improve digestion.
Neither strictly medicinal, nor simply appealing to the palate, they are easy to prepare at home.
Made by steeping tonic herbs in red or white wine for several weeks.
OTHER PREPARATIONS
Steam Inhalations
Steam inhalations are an effective way to clear congestion and relieve sinusitis, hay fever, and bronchial asthma.
The combination of steam and antiseptic ingredients clears the airways throughout the respiratory system.
Gargles & Mouthwashes
Gargles and mouthwashes usually contain astringent herbs, which tighten the mucous membranes of the mouth and throat.
As gargles and mouthwashes are made from infusions, decoctions, or diluted tinctures, they can generally be swallowed for internal treatment. Ensure you do not exceed the daily internal dose of an herb.
Pessaries & Suppositories
Pessaries and suppositories are waxy pellets containing essential oil or fine powder.
They are used when oral medicine is likely to be broken down during digestion before reaching its intended site.
Pessaries are inserted into the vagina and suppositories into the anus, where they melt at body temperature.
The herb is quickly absorbed into the bloodstream, providing fast relief. It is best to buy ready-made suppositories.
Essential Oils
Essential oils can be used in massage to soothe minor aches and pains.
Before use, they should be diluted with a carrier oil as they can irritate the skin.
Essential oils deteriorate rapidly after dilution, so it is best to mix small quantities as you need them.
Baths & Skin Washes
Herbal baths and skin washes can relieve many conditions, including aching limbs and stuffy sinuses.
They are made from diluted essential oils or infusions.
Eyebaths soothe sore, inflamed, or irritated eyes.
Cold Macerations
Heat destroys the active constituents of some herbs.
Thus, a cold maceration might be more appropriate than a decoction.
Juices
The juices extracted from many herbs.
Can be taken internally or applied externally.
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turned 37 today 👍 i was going to take some pictures outside to celebrate it but i literally haven't seen a single wild pokémon like all of today. even in the wild grass. is there like a meeting they scheduled that i don't know about
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what are your most favorite tropes? :3c
IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED:
Near death experiences
Emotional revelations due to said near death experiences
Enemies to Friends to Lovers
Mutual Pining but they believe its unrequieted
"you're my worst enemy but you're so important to me"
Drunk chapter where at least One fist fight happens
Bridal carry after someone gets injured
Slow Burn...of course
"i got you this gift because it benefits me and im not telling you how" (the benefit is seeing the other person enjoy the gift)
Force Alliances or Temporary Truces
"I don't like killing but I'll do it for you"
"I prefer to kill my problems but I won't, for you."
Or: "This person has no idea how many people I've killed in order to protect or provide for them and I'm going to keep it that way."
Mean or Villian Character is actaully a really good Sibling/Parent/Child,ect and has someone they care about
Or better, Villian character adopts child AND is a good parent
Everyone knows the pairing likes each other except for the pairing
Temporary (or non-temp)Amnesia
"I learn your favorite things because I plan to use them against you one day" (proceeds to not do that) (proceeds to get them food or items that persons likes just because they like them)
Breaking and Entering. Literally.
Person A is in love, Person B says they're not but they're 10x times worse actaully
Slip-of-the-tongue/Accidental confessions. Doesn't have to be love confessions but just "whoops i was not supposed to say that"
Biting as a love language
One is feral and bloodthirsty but is put in the position of 'protecting an idiot' because the other is also feral and has no self-preservation. Both characters must be badass, just equally stupid
Kiss on the head/cheek while the other person is sleeping
Bloodstained kiss
Heat-of-battle confession about something
Protagonist refusing to become villian or repeat villian mistakes, not in a 'owo i cant do that its bad' and more like 'fuck you you dont get to see what you wanted to make of me'
Signifier of 'this is my friend/family/lover'. Could anything between a ring, a jacket over someone's shoudlers or scent marking, anything
"if im immortal, then you gotta be too or we both dyin"
Knight x Their Charge
Human x Non-Human
Sunshine x Grump
Character that looks sooooo cute. Oh he's a little fucked up actaully
"ahhaha he's such a freak haha. i need him carnally."
They are mortal enemies. They are also best friends.
Hostage / Rescued trope plus Hostage / Doesn't get to rescue because the hostage killed everyone already
Plot info that's missing that's vital to the story and it's revealed that One of the pairing or someone in the group knew the info the entire time
"I said mean things to you because I hate you, so why am I feeling guilty now"
There was only One Bed
Really competent and scary character is really GOOD at a harmless and charming small hobby completely uncharacteristic to their public persona
Nightmares. And then sleeping in the same bed because of nightmares
Cultural differences / Language Barrier
Character gets so surprised flustered they trip over something or break something and it topples and it starts a chain reaction like a cartoon
There are more but these are some of which I can remember off the top of my head. I've written many of these myself in several of my stories and will continue to do so until the end of time, esp my faves
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IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED:
Near death experiences
Emotional revelations due to said near death experiences
Enemies to Friends to Lovers
Mutual Pining but they believe its unrequieted
"you're my worst enemy but you're so important to me"
Drunk chapter where at least One fist fight happens
Bridal carry after someone gets injured
Slow Burn...of course
"i got you this gift because it benefits me and im not telling you how" (the benefit is seeing the other person enjoy the gift)
Force Alliances or Temporary Truces
"I don't like killing but I'll do it for you"
"I prefer to kill my problems but I won't, for you."
Or: "This person has no idea how many people I've killed in order to protect or provide for them and I'm going to keep it that way."
Mean or Villian Character is actaully a really good Sibling/Parent/Child,ect and has someone they care about
Or better, Villian character adopts child AND is a good parent
Everyone knows the pairing likes each other except for the pairing
Temporary (or non-temp)Amnesia
"I learn your favorite things because I plan to use them against you one day" (proceeds to not do that) (proceeds to get them food or items that persons likes just because they like them)
Breaking and Entering. Literally.
Person A is in love, Person B says they're not but they're 10x times worse actaully
Slip-of-the-tongue/Accidental confessions. Doesn't have to be love confessions but just "whoops i was not supposed to say that"
Biting as a love language
One is feral and bloodthirsty but is put in the position of 'protecting an idiot' because the other is also feral and has no self-preservation. Both characters must be badass, just equally stupid
Kiss on the head/cheek while the other person is sleeping
Bloodstained kiss
Heat-of-battle confession about something
Protagonist refusing to become villian or repeat villian mistakes, not in a 'owo i cant do that its bad' and more like 'fuck you you dont get to see what you wanted to make of me'
Signifier of 'this is my friend/family/lover'. Could anything between a ring, a jacket over someone's shoudlers or scent marking, anything
"if im immortal, then you gotta be too or we both dyin"
Knight x Their Charge
Human x Non-Human
Sunshine x Grump
Character that looks sooooo cute. Oh he's a little fucked up actaully
"ahhaha he's such a freak haha. i need him carnally."
They are mortal enemies. They are also best friends.
Hostage / Rescued trope plus Hostage / Doesn't get to rescue because the hostage killed everyone already
Plot info that's missing that's vital to the story and it's revealed that One of the pairing or someone in the group knew the info the entire time
"I said mean things to you because I hate you, so why am I feeling guilty now"
There was only One Bed
Really competent and scary character is really GOOD at a harmless and charming small hobby completely uncharacteristic to their public persona
Nightmares. And then sleeping in the same bed because of nightmares
Cultural differences / Language Barrier
Character gets so surprised flustered they trip over something or break something and it topples and it starts a chain reaction like a cartoon
There are more but these are some of which I can remember off the top of my head. I've written many of these myself in several of my stories and will continue to do so until the end of time, esp my faves
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MP1: audio codec and container format
MP2: audio codec and container format
MP3: audio codec and container format
MP4: video codec and container format
MP5: actually, this one’s a gun
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how the fuck do i write a shrimp walking
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