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me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 me:
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Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the sun.
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modern twilight zone episode where you find a spotify playlist dedicated to you, as if you were a fictional character, and theres mother mother and halsey and bo burnham tracks on there
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gonna start wearing a bracelet or something that reads UNRELIABLE NARRATOR just so the general public knows what they're getting into when starting a conversation with me
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we need more absolutely deranged and bizarre trans characters in media. victims of the weird little girl to sleazy car salesman pipeline. women who are cartoon magicians. characters who live in a broken down volkswagen bus for no real reason. sword cane owners who wear a suit every day and go to the dollar store like that. trans characters that are outcasts not because they are trans but because they are genuine little freaks <3 hope this helps!
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crazy how sometimes u dance alone to your favorite song in your bedroom and you are like oh yeah thats why im alive
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I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
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If they ever decide to shut down tumblr for good I’m gonna download my blog and turn it into a coffee table book for future generations of my family to be passed down as a family heirloom
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