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Chat, Roy Mustang bein a reluctant dad to Edward and Alphonse Elric just might be one of the funniest things to me.

Roy upon realizin that Scar is targetin State Alchemists:

(This image is a screencap from the YT video “roy mustang being a dad for 35 minutes straight” by @amerelle, hence the text. Go watch that video, it entertains me every time without fail)

No fr though this scene lives in my mind RENT FREE because Hughes is like, “You and Tucker are the only alchemists of note around here, right?”

And Roy reacts with pure HORROR when he remembers that Ed and Al are still in town.

And I love to think about the in-between of this moment and them arriving on the scene where Roy is like, “GO FASTER FULLMETAL COULD DIE.”

No because the scene they arrive to is Ed literally givin himself up ABOUT TO DIE too? Roy is mentally like, “Recruit another alchemist they said… it would be easy they said…” And internally mutterin about how no one warned him it’d be an angsty teen he’d get attached to and his adoring little brother.

I just. Them? Them.

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

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steps

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*EXCEEDINGLY FRUSTRATED GRUMBLE*

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i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap

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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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Troy and Abed

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i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

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He's just my doll that I love to dress up

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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Movie night

A quick trobed illustration, because they are important.

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just had class 2 with the bad creative writing teacher. she asked "can anyone tell me what personification is?" and I was like OOH, ME, ME! and explained it so eagerly, and then she said "okay, now how do we feel about personification?" and I said "WE LOVE IT 😊😊😊" and she said "......no. I don't love it. it is, as the kids say, cringe."

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Love by Adam Fuss. This is a color cibachrome photogram of a rabbit cut in half and it’s insides. It is one of my favorite things in the world.

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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

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Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

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idk man I think according to color theory this is actually an excellent design for the carpet