dont-dead-open-inside-27
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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⋆ “I think that if this had been a proposal, I would have said yes.”
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@id-rather-be-home (AO3 KILL ME SLOWLY)
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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THE brothers
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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Y'all really need to understand that when intersex people say "the doctor told me I was intersex" we often don't literally mean they said the word intersex.
Doctors tell us we have a 'syndrome' or a 'disorder' or a 'condition' with a long hard-to-remember name and we later find out that this is an intersex variation.
Intersexuality is not recognized as healthy in any context by the perisex medical establishment.
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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will the wise
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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Happy Halloween 🎃 ✨
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it’s just one of those croissant days
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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Day 15: Spark
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dont-dead-open-inside-27 · 4 days ago
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hi i’m really sorry to bother you but i just wanted to warn you that you follow someone on here
this can't be true
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.happy Halloween!!!!!!! 🎃👻👻👻🎃🎃
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