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dont-candid-me
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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steal his look: charlie kelly
urban outfitters “horsin’ around” destructed tee ($78) 1989 gucci long johns ($690) loius vuitton casual tube socks ($120)
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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right hand man
Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?
George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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I low key wish I was pretty. Like really pretty. Like gorgeous. The kind of good looks that have everyone wanting to know who you are and where you came from and wondering how you ended up in the same space as them.
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…
Neil Gaiman
VENUS IN CAPRICORN
(via astrolocherry)
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x
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Watch: Stephen Colbert went to visit Jon Stewart — and then brought back “Stephen Colbert” to rip on Trump
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dont-candid-me · 9 years ago
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straight people will try so hard to erase anything gay you can have two boys rolling around in the grass and they gotta explain it like:
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