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how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….

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i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!

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haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!

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my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…

#tunnelr is sooo easy

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met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml

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i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!

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is this really how i talked back in 2011

#why was i like that

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omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way

#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!

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what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..

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hopital.

#not the gotcha i thought it was

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As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.

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I can be trusted with an industrial grade sticker machine

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as a librarian, i can't encourage you enough to check out stuff you don't think you'll get around to reading

like other institutions, at the end of the day we have to use numbers to justify our existence and inform our financial decisions

check out that novel by that author you like even if you know there's no time to finish it. check out a movie you like even if you can't watch it. check out a sewing machine even if you don't have time for a project. we don't check if you finish anything, and it all adds up.

support your local library by checking out things you don't need

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squishies for when you need a nap

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conrad is giving up that job and living his own personal hell because he saw how devastated belly was... meanwhile jeremy enthusiastically declared he didn't want her to do her dream study abroad and is fine with her giving it up

belly i can't defend you girl stand UP

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does anyone ever remember that cbee were teen parents bc i do

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me, a normal person: I'm going to make a design based on my cat

Her name is Girlfriend <3 <3 <3

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Some trans knights I made for pride. I did order these as stickers but I have not heard from my manu yet, it has been two weeks, don't make me send you a follow up e-mail, I am bad at this Q_Q

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You can plan out a fanfic to help you sleep, but watch out! You will Forget.

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if any of my follwers are fathers with daughters learning how to cook i have a great reaction image for you

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Getting thiiiiiiis close to bringing back One Drop Rules.

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Hey guys something fucking bad happened

KOSA/the kids online safety act has been reintroduced into legislature after it passed Senate last year and then got snubbed. It is not unlike the bill that just passed in the UK a few weeks ago. If you don't want what happened in the UK to happen here, now would be a good time to vocally oppose it.

Here is a petition that can be signed by Americans. Attached to the petition is an easy tool that allows you to call and leave messages for your representatives. I have already done so. You can also email your representatives by searching for their name, most have message submission boards as well. This thing died once, it can die again.

Please sign/share the petition and contact your representatives.

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if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

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one thing about me is that i am always on this fucking website