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There are time when I’m reading Arthurian sources for my comic and I’m like “I may not like this, but in order to keep the spirit of the story I need to figure out how to appreciate it and work it in to my larger story despite the problems I personally I have with it.” And then there are times when I’m like “Shut up Malory, I do what I want and your idea was dumb and stupid.”

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why is ridiculously exaggerated boob jiggling considered sexy anyway? boobs are nice n all but i can’t take it seriously when an anime gif looks like the character’s breasts are fighting for dominance

also do people without boobs not know that boob jiggling is like wicked uncomfortable / can even hurt? these titatically tittied toons wouldn’t be smiling with bobbyflop like that they’d be wincing like no tomorrow

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why are british people always so mad when people make jokes about their accents. sorry you say yewchube. it’s funny though innit

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star trek braucht mehr deutsche charaktere, ohne witz... ich will wiebke, die mit warp 7 in der warp 3 zone geblitzt wird. ich will finn-elias, der mit seinem klingonischen kumpel selfies postet und #ehrenlos als caption nimmt. ich will bernd, der sich permament beschwert, dass man nirgendwo außer der erde gutes vollkornbrot kriegt. "brezel ausm replikator? da kann ich auch gleich eine von aldi essen!" es ist 2267 und stuttgart 21 ist immer noch ne aktive baustelle. leute gebt mir n bisschen budget das wird geil

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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You can boop a hundred boys in bars

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reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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Three more requests! I meant to make them all black&white but well, green knight somehow doesn't work all that well without green 🍀

IX. The Green Knight for romanodegois and @a-gremlin-for-my-thoughts VIII. Otesánek eating his mum for msdearcos who asked for folklore's creature from Czechia VII. for christine.kasparian who asked for spooky fairytale for the autumn season. I chose czech fairy tale Hádanka (Riddle) about this queen who made household items from the bones (and hair) of her lover to take a revenge on his killer.

Enjoy! 💀

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hearing a song you really like on the radio just hits different than streaming it. same with catching a movie you really like on cable just as it's starting. streaming services will never be able to capture this very specific kind of simple joy

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Usamericans should be more anti-war actually. They should be straight up insulting marines and shutting down weapon factories, 60s anti-war protests kind of shit. I'm sorry for pontificating from down here but the US military-industrial complex is currently supplying a genocide, and this is not a new thing, the US has sold weapons to Saudi Arabia to starve millions of Yemenis. And though some people think it's not the point, it Is also true that there are trillions upon trillions of dollars that could be spent in anything else that go to the black hole of corruption (and call it for what it is, corruption) that is the Pentagon. Any of those resources could be destined to literally any other activity and be better spent.

I'm talking full contempt here. You should outright be HATING the military. Instead of lining up to watch Top Gun you should see it as a glorification of a fucking killing machine that serves imperial interests, enriches megacorporations and supports genocided. For the love of God be more angry about it. Goddamn.

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i wish i was an unstressed vowel

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Was anyone going to tell me horses are mounted from the left to account for centuries of humans wearing swords strapped on the left hip? Gotta throw up the right leg and keep the weapons out of the way. Mind blown.