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Heyo! Is K's partner V!

Here are some shots I got last night! I took so many damn pictures.

I live in an area that, very fortunately, got front row seats to last night's geomagnetic storm and resulting aurora

These are from my yard, and directly overhead. It was cold enough that I was shivering, so they aren't the best, but it hardly matters.

I was up until like 2 watching them dance while laying on my front porch. Absolutely a one-in-a-lifetime experience that I never thought I'd get to see, much less right outside my front door

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GOOGLE DOCS TEMPLATE 01. i kinda fell in love with the format i used for my abigail hobbs blog’s doc ? i’ve been kind of using a similar format for a little while with docs, but it all seemed to fit together for abigail’s. so.. i figured i’d share this template with you guys. it’s a freebie, but if you’d like a custom doc, i do take google doc commissions. i’ve only done a few at this point, but im starting to really like making google docs lmao. 

do not request access to the preview doc because you will not receive it.

**  DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

PREVIEW   /  REBLOG & DM TO RECEIVE THE DOWNLOADABLE DOC.

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Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

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Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

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my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

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Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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life hack to roleplaying with me: if you’ve got a fucked up idea there’s a 8234768123763712% chance i’ll go for it. seriously. don’t test me.

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IMPORTANT

attention all Officials, all Tumblr users, whoever the fuck you are.

This is severely important.

Ever sit down after a stressful day, watch your favorite youtuber, do commissions, etc.? Well in FOUR DAYS, that can all be taken away very easily. We’re so close yet so *far* from possibly saving the internet, and those who’s lives depend on it. Within this blog, there will be a link to a petition to stop net neutrality from being killed. There are many people who’s jobs are online. online schooling. the internet is extrememly important, and we can’t let the FCC take it away! Instead of just merely liking this post, sign the petition and reblog this post!

>> Here’s the link. <<

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She’s so cute ♥

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vampire stuff

vampires getting super invested in nutrition so they know how to take care of their humans, and then being horrified at what humans will actually consume:

three-day-old coffee

twenty piece chicken nuggets

one (1) granola bar as a meal

their own fingernails

humans lying about what they eat:

“How do pop rocks even work?” “They’re made of tiny larvae that explode when they come into contact with human saliva.” “… That can’t be real.”

the constant exasperated repitions of “human stuff” or “vampire stuff” whenever they don’t understand each other

humans dabbing garlic on their pulse points when they’re pissed

“C’mon, I’m starving, why are you like this?” “Are you sorry?” “Yes” “What’s the magic word, Clarence?” “Please?”

vampires that forget humans are delicate and accidentally hurt them

humans that act like wounded dogs over minor injuries just to watch vampires fall over themselves apologizing

vampires exaggerating time for comedic effect:

“I haven’t heard this song in forty years” “This came out in 2004″ “It’s been forty years. I have aged.” “You literally have not.”

“When was the last time you did any laundry?” “1965″ “Fuck you.”

telling vampires to “go back to your coffin” when they’re grumpy

humans constantly asking “how did they do this in your day?” about every single daily task

vampires who hoard tools and appliances from the time period they most enjoyed

young vampires flipping off the sun and screaming at it about evolution

old vampires who pull their collars up and frown behind their sunglasses

erroneous threats based on abilities no vampire actually has:

“I’m gonna show up to your wedding as a swarm of bats and shit on the cake”

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Some examples of Needful Things products. These are two of the pre-made palettes, the Dragon Palette and the Unicorn Palette. Pricing List and Order Form- Custom Palettes and Colors- Single Colors - $3.00 2 Color Palette - $5.00 3 Color Palette - $8.00 4 Color Palette - $11.75 5 Color Palette - $14.50 6+ Color Palette - Negotiable Fantasy Things Palettes (Mythical Palette, Hoardful Palette, ect.) - $20 Shipping to the US - $2.75(if you order more than $25, shipping is free) Shipping Outside of the US - Varies. Order Form- Name: Items To Be Ordered (if custom colors, please detail what you want made and how many of each color) Shipped or Local Pickup/Drop Off (if shipped please provide address): Cash or Paypal (PayPal is preferable):

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Needful Things Tumblr Debut!

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You name it, we will make it.

Please contact this blog via message or ask and I will take your order and/or questions!

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Storytelling Witch aesthetic

requested by @secretcherimaybe

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I work in retail so sometimes I go through the “shoplifting tips” tag so I can learn what to look out for when trying to identify shoplifters lol

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I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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Pros of being in the VC fandom: you get a lot of hot af vampires and a nice story. Cons of being in the VC fandom: you’ll never leave it. There’s no escape. Welcome to hell.