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If Alfonso really wants to task me with babysitting some stupid start-up company, then I should be allowed to test their mettle. And by that, I mean, I may have accidentally let one of the abnormalities trapped in the basement escape into the streets. And we don't really have anyone else out there to handle it. Our security personnel are quite busy with other more important things, you know.

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WHY are we bringing some second rate office to deal with our shit. We don't need some losers to quash the Technology Liberation Cucks.

Alrighty, hello employees and Dickrag of K Corp. I got some important news that's gonna affect all of you. First of all, I apologize for thinking putting Dongrang anywhere close to the director position was a good idea. He is a redpilled cuck, and the fact the TLA hasnt recruited him yet is depressing for both parties. Speaking of the Technology Liberation Cucks, I've finally decided to do something about their bitchass. I've recruited 2 offices to beat they ass. First is Rosespanner Office, which is local to K Corp. Secondly is a new office called Limbus Company. As of right now, they're getting their ass beat at our border security (Massive L on their part, like let us separate children from their families in peace) but I'm also assigning Dongrang to help them get their mission done. I am doing this because his ex is in Limbus, and I wish to see him suffer. Keep up the good work everyone, Alfonso out.

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YOU FUCKING DID WHAT

Alrighty, hello employees and Dickrag of K Corp. I got some important news that's gonna affect all of you. First of all, I apologize for thinking putting Dongrang anywhere close to the director position was a good idea. He is a redpilled cuck, and the fact the TLA hasnt recruited him yet is depressing for both parties. Speaking of the Technology Liberation Cucks, I've finally decided to do something about their bitchass. I've recruited 2 offices to beat they ass. First is Rosespanner Office, which is local to K Corp. Secondly is a new office called Limbus Company. As of right now, they're getting their ass beat at our border security (Massive L on their part, like let us separate children from their families in peace) but I'm also assigning Dongrang to help them get their mission done. I am doing this because his ex is in Limbus, and I wish to see him suffer. Keep up the good work everyone, Alfonso out.

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Hey bitchboy, make sure you're here for the next meeting I'm holding, you're gonna want to hear this shit. Also fuck your chicken.

Can you not fucking contact me outside of company time Alfonso I'm trying to get my sigma male sleep. As opposed to beauty sleep (which is feminine) (and I'm not Shrenne)

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Daily affirmations for Yi Sang and his fans: you suck and you will never be valid

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Alfonso may try to remove me as the acting executive of K Corp but that won't remove the RECORD CHICKEN PRODUCTION WE HAVE! Too bad the greatest fried chicken restaurant here had disappeared.

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I think I do deserve a bonus actually. Getting some shitty gold trophy for department of the year isn't gonna pay the bills.

What is with this intern's presentation? I think these kids are getting way too avant-garde to stand out trying to compare company structure and research to pizza and pizza toppings.

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What is with this intern's presentation? I think these kids are getting way too avant-garde to stand out trying to compare company structure and research to pizza and pizza toppings.

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WHAT

Homie, I got message from the board that you've done jack shit. You do know how to run a corporation, right? -Alfonso

Oh believe me, things are going great. They just don't understand. We're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, "Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. Dongrang, it's too much." But we won't stop winning.

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Oh, I told Samjo to have us put tariffs on everything coming from the other Districts. I just think K Corp can produce everything on our own, we don't need the other wings.

Homie, I got message from the board that you've done jack shit. You do know how to run a corporation, right? -Alfonso

Oh believe me, things are going great. They just don't understand. We're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, "Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. Dongrang, it's too much." But we won't stop winning.

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Homie, I got message from the board that you've done jack shit. You do know how to run a corporation, right? -Alfonso

Oh believe me, things are going great. They just don't understand. We're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, "Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. Dongrang, it's too much." But we won't stop winning.

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"Fixers suck now" "Singularities suck now" "Enhancements suck now"

You wanna know why? Because you fucking "let people invent things" Technology Liberation Cuck weaklings started to outnumber those of us who like to make genuine progress for the wings we live in and started vilifying very necessary things like gatekeeping via seizing unauthorized inventions.

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Alright, for this one time I'll go along with your shit then Alfonso. We both know we can't have Shrenne anywhere near an executive position.

hey ddddddingwong, do you want to take the company over I'm going on vacation

Are you trolling or are you for real right now Alfonso. Because if you're being for real, hell fucking yeah

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Under my rule we'll make K corp great again

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hey ddddddingwong, do you want to take the company over I'm going on vacation

Are you trolling or are you for real right now Alfonso. Because if you're being for real, hell fucking yeah

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Heya DingDong are you a bottom, please say yes so I can steal 100 dollars from Shenne. <3

Alfonso why are you making bets with Shrenne on my sex life. Don't you know I'm too busy on what the kids would call the "sigma grindset" for that stupid bullshit