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donglerang · 3 hours ago

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At least I can say I have a life

The best part about being one of the richest mofos in the city is I literally do not need to sleep. Ever. I have so many augmentations that I can just stay awake and not really suffer from it. It also allows me to annoy Dongrang as soon as he wakes up, which is always a plus.

#dongriginal #lmaoo imagine getting all these augmentations and all you do is make mid posts online

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donglerang · 3 days ago

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That makes it EVEN WORSE

This u?

No it is NOT. That is an UGLY drawing and YOU SUCK at art

#dongriginal #your art skills still suck btw. They suck so much you could make the eye cry with them

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donglerang · 3 days ago

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Ugh you know that one bitch in the workplace that everyone seems to love but you just can't stand

#dongriginal #of course because I'm such a good and beloved coworker I would never sow discord in the workplace #also I see you reading this Alfonso and you might think it's about you but no because believe me everyone hates you

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donglerang · 3 days ago

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This u?

No it is NOT. That is an UGLY drawing and YOU SUCK at art

#dongriginal #ask #the-w-in-wcorp #why are all of you so bad at making things

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donglerang · 3 days ago

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You're just jealous I did it first (and better)

Hello Fuckers.

I saw my one dumbass researchers @donglerang make a Tumblr account and since I'm better than him in every way I decided to make one too. I'm Alfonso, and I'm the director of K Corporation, can't wait to dunk on some backstreet motherfuckers.

OOC: Hi! This is a support account to @/donglerang, a Dongrang gimmick account run by one of my friends. This is a world where K Corp is just...a very toxic workplace in the funniest way imaginable. I would recommend if you're interested in the nonsense to follow the Dongrang account, as its the central one to all of this.

#reblog #ooc: this is fucking peam

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donglerang · 6 days ago

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is this you

https://fixupx.com/ligmophobia/status/1888963998726668746

HOW DID YOU GET THIS IMAGE OF ME. DELETE THIS NOW

#dongriginal #ask #anon ask

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donglerang · 8 days ago

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Hey dick slurper, what if I made a tumbrl that wastn my w corp email we could be oomfies <3

Alfonso I will block you

#dongriginal

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donglerang · 9 days ago

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Damn, sorry to hear about the chicken restaurant going under. Have you considered A) HamHamPangPang or B) Doing you fucking work

It just doesn't hit the same also fuck off I need my tendies to do my work

#dongriginal #ask #the-w-in-wcorp #can you get off the W corp account already Alfonso this is embarrassing. Don't you know about how W corp is going under

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donglerang · 9 days ago

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https://x.com/adhdquixote/status/1888348303735017831

What the hell? I've done more than be gay! AND I'M NOT EVEN GAY

#dongriginal #ask #anon ask

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donglerang · 10 days ago

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Bro this one fried chicken place I really liked closed down are you fucking kidding me

#dongriginal #I went there all the time for lunch

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donglerang · 13 days ago

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Hell yeah I'm sexy as fuck

#dongriginal #fuck you shrenne this is how you run a tumblr blog

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donglerang · 13 days ago

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Alfonso can you stop sending me these images on my tumblr it ruins my blog aesthetic and it's disturbing my dear followers. Also get off the fucking W Corp account already

#dongriginal

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donglerang · 13 days ago

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Hello everyone! Sorry for the sudden disappearance, I took a business trip to N Corp for a few days. Important matters, you know how it is

#dongriginal #that was the shittiest vacation of my life #they have such weird taboos #who actually takes these strange fanatics seriously lmao

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donglerang · 13 days ago

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at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

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donglerang · 20 days ago

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Holy fucking shit you suck at playing recorder

#dongriginal #I feel like my ears have been assaulted #it's like somebody reached into me and ripped out my heart and splattered that shit everywhere #oddly specific description I know but it just invokes that feeling #which is negative. Very negative. I don't even know what song this is but it invokes a visceral rage in me #I hate you fuck you never send me this shit agai

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donglerang · 20 days ago

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balls

? Is this a code or something? Perhaps the Technology Liberation Cucks are trying to threaten me?

#dongriginal #well I won't let them

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donglerang · 22 days ago

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Ugh not another company karaoke session. Shrenne is so ass at singing

#dongriginal

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