Ajax | Transmasc | He/They | Gay | I really like turtles 💜🐢
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Ok 1 person liked it so I get to YAP. I’ve been reading this series so much it’s so kewl and I’m trying to get back into SDV so I made an AU. Simon is the dumb farmer who just moved to town and became friends with the local jock (Alex) and Baz is the son of Morris. Baz is “a stuck up snooty prick” in Simon’s words and Simon is “dumb, slow, and idiotic” in Baz’s words. Simon is being trained by the Wizard (who is a stand in for the Mage) and helping rebuild the community center while our favorite little vampire watches in the shadows. Weird, am I right? One day, while Baz is walking along the (rainy) beach, Simon walks up and gives him a shell (bc he was holding it) and Baz just… stares for a second and is like “Don’t give me shit” and Simon just walks off. The next time they meet, Simon (even with his magic sword) gets his ass beat in the mines and Baz (mines being like the catacombs) scoops up Simon and takes him back to the surface (but why does he have to smell so nice). That’s all I have for now but I love them so much and it’s so fun!
Do any of you want to hear about my Simon Snow SDV AU?
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Do any of you want to hear about my Simon Snow SDV AU?
#simon snow#baz pitch#tyrannus basilton grimm pitch#listen to my dumb rants#They make me so happy#theyre my favorites rn#AUGHSDVKK?HFKHFXHKFSJDKYDSDFSUYFS
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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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foods that will poison cats:
alcohol
chocolate
caffeine
dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
grapes and raisins
onions and garlic
tuna (when not made for cats)
xylitol (artificial sweetener)
if you have a cat please reblog this
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the hottest thing a man can have is a vaguely haunted look in his eyes like he had to confront an eldritch being a few years ago and the horror has mostly worn off but still sometimes sneaks up on him in quiet moments. the second hottest thing a man can have is a hoop earring.
no no. I trust that this will find its target audience
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Ok, we love our short king
but wouldn't it be extremely funny if union man Chilchuck had a quiet quitting daughter?
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