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"You'll be alright", Elphaba said. <...> She put her face against Glinda's and kissed her. "Hold out, if you can", she murmured, and kissed her again. "Hold out, my sweet."

I'm a little late but happy 20th anniversary to Wicked on Broadway 🩷💚

(just to clarify: yes this quote is from the novel, no they're not sisters, have never been sisters, I wish people bothered to google before commenting)

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter, momentarily distracted by a beluga whale

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having death on her knees... crazy stuff only agatha harkness could do

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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THE LITTLE MERMAID 1989 — dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

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why do men love pretending they have a unique need for physical affection that women couldn’t possibly understand… it’s like redditor behaviour i swear. “we’re so lonely we just want to be held” okay fucking hold each other then why is this a problem women have to solve for you.

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The Growth of Sauce Cat.

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Currently praying that Disney won't take Muppetvision 3D away from us !!!

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The Magician’s Assistant

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A little obsessed with them… 💙

Very rare MH fanart doodles from me. I’ve been really liking Frankie in G3!

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It's all fun and games and laughing at BookTok until you can't get on AO3 anymore, as someone who likes both romance and fanfic.

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English added by me :)

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs